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OMG: New David Beckham & Victoria Armani Underwear Photos

L: Let’s hope that David & Victoria Beckham are being paid some crazy cash with the amount of coverage this will get for Armani.

This couple must just look at each other and masturbate.

A: Too bad when David opens his mouth a purse falls out!! Shhh David…don’t speak, it’s better that way for both of us.



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Beckham Attacked By Butt Pirates

L: He’s practically getting finger banged by that guy!
A: Man, I should have played sports, instead I wasted my time with the cheerleaders.
L: Damn that is hot but hat’s more than a butt slap come on!
A: Posh better visit soon, looks like David’s being double teamed.
L: SEED not in front of the cameras!

Via: Jezebel



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David Beckham Dives Off A Bridge

DAVID DON’T JUMP! JUST DUMP POSH AND GO GAY! WE’LL FILL THAT VOID!

Ok, the best thing about David diving off a bridge is he insisted on doing it with his shirt off. Who does that? Hot people.

David Beckham risked his life, and the hearts of millions, when he threw himself from the arch of the Auckland Harbour Bridge in New Zealand. Posh was probably driving him crazy about the move to Milan and what she was going to wear to his first soccer game so he decided to end it all.

Fortunately for us, he lived.



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David Digs In On The Treadmill

This still doesn’t take away any of his hot points, because maybe we’d eat his booger if he gave it to us.

Don’t judge us.

Via: DM



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Celebrity Sellout Superstar - David Beckham

David Beckham is endorsing yet another project (yawn) but this time it’s so our kids get their two servings of Omega 3!

“As a dad I know how hard it is to get kids to eat the right things.”

Can you name all the brands David Beckham currently endorses?

We can only name….like six!

Sharpie pens.
Armani Underwear
Fish Sticks
Motorola
Pepsi
Adidas



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David Beckham To Close The Olympics

The Chinese know what we want to see, two thousand Chinese people making images with boxes and oars… and David Beckham!

Everyone’s favorite boy that loves balls will be part of the hand off ceremony on August 24, when Bejing will give the next Olympic games to London.

“David is going to be in the surprise finale. They always have a segment to do the handover, to showcase the next city to host the Olympics,” a source tells People magazine.

“He was very involved in the London bid to get it, and as a Londoner he is incredibly proud that the Olympics will be in London,” the source added. “He is passionate about it and looking forward to the games in 2012.”

Now we’ll watch.



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Celebrity Sellouts - David Beckham For Sharpie

Who knew Sharpie had David Beckham money?

Notice how he never talks? That’s because when he opens his mouth, unfortunately it ruins the entire facade.

Don’t talk David… just sign our butts!



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Noooooo - Beckham

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Photo: Agent Bedhead

(Fingers in ears) WE CAN’T HEAR YOU!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA …….

Armani was supposed to release a behind-the-scenes ‘viral’ video of the recent Beckham in his knickers photoshoot, but pulled it at the last minute as someone pointed out that the size of his package was noticeably less in the video than in the Photoshopped pics.-Agent Bedhead

Well, we’ve always been huge fans of lil smokeys sooooo….



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Ballin

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We adore celebrities that have no shame and buy ostentatious convertibles!

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No one’s going to see David Beckham in this car! It’s practically invisible!



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Women & Gays Go Balistic For Beackham

The gays & women took a break today from marriage and work to bow to their God in San Francisco, David Beckham.

This crowd probably won’t turn out to vote in November, but they’ll call in sick to see a 4 story Beckham take off his clothes…kind of.

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Oh Come On Beckham

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Is he kidding? Or did Becks grow another arm?

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Who wears that to the beach?!



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Beam Me Up Anna Wintour

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Anna Wintour attending the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, dressed as an extra from Star Trek. We actually love it.
It seemed like every star in Hollywood was there!

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Plus, Tom, Kate, Posh, and Becks (the world’s most powerful press machine) came together and fused at the hip to create the ultimate Super Celeb!



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