Want to know how badly our lives all suck compared to the Beckhams? The couple is worth $125 million, have three beautiful boys, and get to do it to each other all night if they want while staring in the mirror.
Just gaze upon their perfect vacation on the beaches of Santa Monica. With their perfect bodies, and their perfect ten year marriage, and their perfect life. The only thing that isn’t perfect about David is he talks a purse falls out, but we don’t need to talk. TRUST!
Meanwhile, Posh is teasing Davey all day long by sucking on a big brown cigar. Isn’t she suppose to be naked with only his favorite tie on while she does this?
Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham must be taking some serious prenatal vitamins to grow that new hair over night.
I like the longer hair on her… she looks more human. It could be that she has a kid with her but for some reason she is looking much less severe than normal.
Ok. I’ll be honest here. I don’t watch sports. Ever. Unless figure skating, rhythmic dancing, and Dancing with the Stars count… oh, and wrestling… for all the wrong reasons.
This sports story of David Beckham’s recent injury that might cost him some big championship game is causing me much emotional distress. I feel like I can’t be there for him at a time when he obviously needs me by his side… holding him, clutching him tight, caressing his swollen leg…
David Beckham’s latest game with AC Milan, a 1-0 win against Chievo Verona, ended with an injury last night when he was taken off the field due to a torn Achilles tendon. He was reportedly in tears afterward in the locker room, saying, “It’s broken. It’s broken.” The damage comes at a particularly bad time for David, considering his hopes of joining the English team in the World Cup for what would have been a record-setting fourth stint. He’s off to Finland today to consult with doctors, who say there’s a slight glimmer of hope that he may make a relatively swift recovery depending on the exact location and severity of the tear.
I will be dressed in all black today. Because I am in mourning… not trying to look thinner, that is an added bonus in a time of much sadness.
The ultimate metrosexual, David Beckham looking so hot at the Heathrow airport in London today. That’s it. No story. Just look and admire. He looks like he is shooting an ad for Louis Vuitton. I die! Enjoy.
Why don’t I look like this when I get off an international flight?
(Fingers in ears) WE CAN’T HEAR YOU!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA …….
Armani was supposed to release a behind-the-scenes ‘viral’ video of the recent Beckham in his knickers photoshoot, but pulled it at the last minute as someone pointed out that the size of his package was noticeably less in the video than in the Photoshopped pics.-Agent Bedhead
Well, we’ve always been huge fans of lil smokeys sooooo….
“I’m very honored to have the tag of gay icon. Maybe it’s things like (the fact) I like to look after myself, I like to look smart and presentable most of the time. I was given the option when I was a page boy once of either wearing a suit or wearing knickerbockers and long socks and ballet shoes – and I chose the ballet shoes and knickerbockers. It was a little bit strange at the time and my dad gave me a bit of stick – but I was happy.”