They’d make an adorable gay couple but Emma’s actually a girl you know, regardless of her new “I’m not Hermione” haircut.

Suddenly single Emma was out clubbing last night in London and was snapped with this mystery man/friend/hottie. Making me wonder if she has developed a taste for the darker meat after dumpping her white bread rocker BF in September. Let’s hope so…that boy is yummy. I don’t even care that he has a cig hanging from his ear and probably smells like an ashtray. I can see his teeth from here and I’m in NY!

Imobulus my heart! He’s a keeper!

She’ll never be Heriomine again, she HATES HER! No I’m just kidding… I just think that’s how Emma Watson feels since she’s going through a post teen crisis right now. Britney shaves her head and we all call her a pyscho on meds, but Watson does it and it’s kind of cute.

EW’s Fall sneak peek issue was bursting out of my mailbox today and who’s front and center? A new Emma Watson looking like a young Jaime Lee Curtis, but waaaaaaay richer. Emma went stomping into Cutler Salon in NYC and chopped off Hermione…. forever?

“I missed all the experimentation that most teenagers go through,” Says Emma.

Hollywood career yes, but life at home sounds a bit rough for Emma. Her tough loving father keeps her grounded by always saying:

“You’re not Audrey Hepburn yet, darling.”

Um…thanks, Dad?

No, no, no…. Emma Watson is not a lesbian. Let her explain via her Facebook:

“Dear all. Cut my hair off a few days ago… Feels incredible. I love it. I’ve wanted to do this for years and years; it’s the most liberating thing ever. Hope you like. Big love from Emma x.”

She looks like a character from Lord of the Rings. A pretty one.

House of Burberry muse Emma Watson has played the press for far too long to be falling victim to the cliche up skirt shot made famous from the likes of Lohan and Hilton. Good for you for keeping those lovely legs with all their paleness closed enough not to reveal your candy. The wrapper is pretty enough. Burberry…. I speculate.

She looks like a gorgeous young glamourpuss. Meow!