Big Brother Reality Star Brendon Villegas Naked

Is there any reality star who hasn’t ended up on the internet naked? Now we have another ‘Big Brother’ contestant naked on the internet, Brendon Villegas. He sent some stills of his reality star wienie to some online hookup and she quickly Tweeted it out. Busted! CLICK HERE to see the NSFW photos…

Fashion Time: Calvin Klein Ads Banned in Australia

It’s so hard to keep up with what is cool in the fashion scene. Apparently, the latest look is the gang rape look. I’ll be sure to keep that in mind when I’m getting dressed tomorrow. Not new to controversy, Calvin Klein’s latest ad campaign has been banned in Australia after their Advertising Standards Bureau ruled that it was ‘suggestive of violence and rape’. Anything to sell jeans.

“The Board considered that whilst the act depicted could be consensual, the overall impact and most likely impression is that the scene is suggestive of violence and rape. We considered that the image was demeaning to women by suggesting that she is a plaything of these men.”

I don’t get it… does this ad make you want to go do some raping?

Rihanna & Eminem’s New Video: Love the Way You Lie

Here is the new Eminem track featuring Rihanna, ‘Love the Way You Lie’. People are all worked up over this video… whateves. Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan pop up as a troubled couple in the dramatic video that covers domestic violence, drinking, shoplifting… just an average day here in Hollywood.

People are worried that this is Rihanna’s viewpoint being exploited and just generally hating, making drama when there just is no need. Here is Ri’s rihanasponse:

“It’s something that, you know, (Eminem and I have) both experienced, you know, on different sides, different ends of the table. It just was authentic. It was real. It was believable for us to do a record like that, but it was also something that needed to be done, and the way he did it was so clever. He pretty much just broke down the cycle of domestic violence, and it’s something that a lot of people don’t have a lot of insight on, so this song is a really, really powerful song, and it touches a lot of people.”

Hey Ri’Ri row your boat, did Eminem say he was going to hit you if you didn’t say that? Sounds suspect.

Men’s Health Magazine Gave Us A Heart Attack!

I don’t think we’ve EVER in our lives picked up a Men’s Health Magazine until we saw Eric Dane on the cover, but as we flipped to the article to see Dr. McSteamy without his shirt and little beads of sweat of his pecs, we saw this:

AND WORST OF ALL, THIS:

WHY THE HELL ARE ALL OF HIS CLOTHES ON!?!

Note to Men’s Health Magazine: You eidtors are fucking idiots, you sell way more magazines with nudity! Here let me show you, it should be more like this:

A McSteamy Breakfast

Yesterday , Lynn and I, and one of our wives, Lisa, strolled down to Basix Cafe for some breakfast and as I sat down I noticed Dr. McSteamy with a group of guy friends.

He was in gym clothes and it was all we could do NOT to drool and drop our silverware on the ground so that we could try and make eye contact with him. He was surrounded by a bunch of gym bunny guy friends, all with perfect bodies sculpted by God, who listen intently to his every word and so obviously idolized him.

We first met Eric Dane at the premiere of Wedding Wars, and let us tell you, when you see him in real life he’s ten times hotter than he is on television.

So the first question on our minds was,” I wonder how hung he is.” and our second was,”I wonder what he’s eating” Lynn said he made eye contact with him during the meal but no one else saw it.

I told the waiter I’d have what ever the Dr. is having, and he asked me if I was serious. Yes of course I’m serious, I said, I want EXACTLY what he had.

Here’s what the Dr. eats after a morning workout with his admirers:

Corn Beef Hash and Potatoes
Egg Whites with Tabasco Sauce
Water
Two English Muffins smeared with orange marmalade and lots of butter ( the waiter told me about his love for butter)

Towards the end of the meal he stood up and stretched for us, probably because we were giggling right outside like school girls, and we all went silent as we checked out his abs.