I don’t think we’ve EVER in our lives picked up a Men’s Health Magazine until we saw Eric Dane on the cover, but as we flipped to the article to see Dr. McSteamy without his shirt and little beads of sweat of his pecs, we saw this:

AND WORST OF ALL, THIS:

WHY THE HELL ARE ALL OF HIS CLOTHES ON!?!

Note to Men’s Health Magazine: You eidtors are fucking idiots, you sell way more magazines with nudity! Here let me show you, it should be more like this:

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Yesterday , Lynn and I, and one of our wives, Lisa, strolled down to Basix Cafe for some breakfast and as I sat down I noticed Dr. McSteamy with a group of guy friends.

He was in gym clothes and it was all we could do NOT to drool and drop our silverware on the ground so that we could try and make eye contact with him. He was surrounded by a bunch of gym bunny guy friends, all with perfect bodies sculpted by God, who listen intently to his every word and so obviously idolized him.

We first met Eric Dane at the premiere of Wedding Wars, and let us tell you, when you see him in real life he’s ten times hotter than he is on television.

So the first question on our minds was,” I wonder how hung he is.” and our second was,”I wonder what he’s eating” Lynn said he made eye contact with him during the meal but no one else saw it.

I told the waiter I’d have what ever the Dr. is having, and he asked me if I was serious. Yes of course I’m serious, I said, I want EXACTLY what he had.

Here’s what the Dr. eats after a morning workout with his admirers:

Corn Beef Hash and Potatoes
Egg Whites with Tabasco Sauce
Water
Two English Muffins smeared with orange marmalade and lots of butter ( the waiter told me about his love for butter)

Towards the end of the meal he stood up and stretched for us, probably because we were giggling right outside like school girls, and we all went silent as we checked out his abs.

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