Meet Elton John’s New Baby

Born the day after Jesus, Zachary Jackson was not exactly birthed by a virgin named Mary… but rather two famous British mo’s, Sir Elton John and his partner David Furnish.

The two proud pops showed off their new little baby on the cover of UK’s ‘OK! Magazine’ and ‘US Magazine’. Congrats to 63 year old Elton and David who have been together for more than 17 years. .

“I’ve never felt anything like it in my life. You’re so awestruck. What can you say? You take it in. The feeling, the joy, the warmth of his body, his breathing…I will never forget that experience ever.”

The couple announced they are donating all proceeds from these exclusive interviews and photo shoots with their son to their chosen charities.

Bethenny Frankel Gives Birth

The ladies from Bravo’s Housewives shows hardly seem like real people made from actual skin and bone. They seem to be constructed from equal parts high school bitch blended with Orange County soccer mom with a splash of transparent insecurity and finished off with some Laboutain’s. Anyways… I guess they are real people with working genitals because Bethenny Frankel of the New York Housewives cast went in to labor around midday on Friday. The labor was supposed to happen in early June. I guess her child is as pushy as she is. They already have things in common. The baby boy weighed in at 6lbs 8 oz and was allegedly going to get baptized last night. The name of the baby has not been revealed yet. She Twatted on her Twitter:

Thanks so much everyone.your messages were so thoughtful and sweet.I read every one.I love you guys!

Just in time for Mother’s Day… how adorable and commercial. Puke. Let’s all have one of Frankel’s Skinny Girl Margaritas to celebrate!

Jim & Ewan Kissing In A Tree

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These two are serious about selling some tickets to their gay in jail love story, ‘I Love You Phillip Morris‘. Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor locked lips in France. Who doesn’t enjoy a good old fashioned jail love story? It’s shower time!CLICK HERE to watch the trailer. I think you will enjoy…

Ewan McGregor & Jim Carey Getting Gay In Miami

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It’s not what you think, all you Mary’s calm down, Ewan’s not gay.

They were just doing some in field research for their new film, “I Love You Phillip Morris.” Hello!? Just come hang out with us for a weekend!! We can show you gay lovers! Wait, I think our agency reps them. CALLING NOW!!

The pair were seen enjoying ‘Martini Tuesday’ at Miami’s Halo bar this week to research their new movie ‘I Love You Phillip Morris’, in which they play homosexual lovers.

A source said: “Jim and Ewan looked like they were having a great time. They were laughing and joking and looked as though they were really trying to get into character.”-Female First

The movie is about two cellmates in jail who fall in love, but when Phillip Morris, played by Ewan is released, Jim Carey’s character plans a breakout to be with him!

Jim finally realized he’d have to play gay to get that Oscar! You go BOYS!