What’s the deal with these monsters that are to be worn on your feet? Don’t get me wrong… we love shiny things encrusted with crystals, but these Christian Louboutin’s are missing the sparkly mark! Are those blinding blingy Louboutin’s just not tacky enough for you? How about the leopard print disaster to the right… those working for you? If so… you’re a mess… or you are Kim Zolciak. Either way, it’s not a good thing.

Oh… how much would you be willing to pair for these sinister Cinderella like slippers? Well, the sparkly ones retail for $2000 and the leopard offenders run at $750. Grab your credit card… and don’t buy these.