Fergie for Elle Magazine

Former meth addict and current middle aged pop performer, Fergie works it hard for her Elle cover. She has been through a lot in the last few years. She had a cheating husband, problems with her former band, and rumors of her methamphetamine habits creeping back. This month Fergie opens up… really wide… in the pages of Elle. She chats up the three C’s: cheating, criticism, and controlling her appetite.

On cheating:

“I’m a relationship girl, a romantic. When I was younger, I used to be the cheater. I’m not talking about going all the way—I wasn’t doing that in high school! But I’d have boyfriends, and then spring break would come around and I’d be a little bit naughty.”

On criticism:

“It has hurt me in the past when people say things like how ‘fugly’ I am or how horrible I look. I’ve had to learn not to give it such a high priority in life…. Look, when you’re trying to juggle all of this in your life, sometimes you’re not going to look perfect. I don’t have time to get a facial every couple of days.”

On controlling her appetite:

“I’m not going to lie: There are times I play mind tricks on myself, like that the french fries are poison. With desserts, I’ll let myself have just one bite, but I’ll look like a freak when I’m eating it, like when I did Duncan Hines commercials as a kid, just savoring every morsel.”

Then she binges on diet pills and pops a hand full of prescription methamphetamine and everything is okay.

Fergie As A Brunette” Fab Or Gag?

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A: Fergie spotted with a new shade of happy on the set of the Black Eye Peas’ new video, “Boom Boom Pow”. According to US Weekly “Josh loves it”, because now the curtains match the drapes.

She looks so horny right now.

Fergie & Josh’s Secret Wedding Cover Story

No cameras were allowed into Fergie and Josh Duhmal’s wedding because, as we predicted, they had already sold the exclusive to US Weekly to help pay for the hefty million dollar nuptials. So..the wedding was free?

Guess we can be let into the wedding for $3.99 at your local grocery line.

After the ceremony Fergie greeted her guest with class and grace at her reception yelling.

“I’m married BITCHES!”

Congrats…we got you Anal Ring Toss as a wedding present.

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Bitch Stole Our Man – Fergie & Josh Duhamel Married

We’re currently in mourning because Josh Duhamel is off the market. Does this make him less hot for you too?

We tried to attend gifting suites all day and curb our sadness with free stuff that does something you’ve never heard of, but no new gadget could bring Josh to us naked.

Think about it….. Josh will only want people who taste Fergalicious from here on out. Unless they’re like Will and Jada and have an open marriage. The love birds vowed to never break up ever, at the Church Estate Vineyards in Malibu, California

Let us pray….that she took out her eyebrow ring for the pictures in People Magazine. Shudder, so 90′s.

According to People, Fergie carried a bouquet of white flowers studded with crystals as the couple exchanged H. Stern rings engraved with personal messages. Fergie was accompanied by 10 bridesmaids.

The ceremony was followed by a reception in a tent decorated as a forest of trees, with the ceiling covered in lights.

Someone got some free rings from H. Stern. Let’s not mention anything about the wedding except who gave us the rings. We know that trick Ferg, we did it for our wedding too, hold that free symbol up high.

Fergie’s Shoe-a-licious

She hates it when we do that. How about this?

Ho-ho-ho-ho- Hold Up! Check it out!

If you wear Fergie’s new shoe line they will make you dance better and land hot guys that look like Josh Duhmal!

I wanted to express my style sensibilities through the shoe designs, and create looks that fashionable women will love to wear, Fergie tells PEOPLE. Both collections have their own subtle iconic ornamentation and details representing symbols that are important to me, and recognized by my fans.

Fergie The Bridezilla?

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Bridezi-licious!!

Star Magazine is saying Fergie and Josh are butting heads on how big the wedding should be. Just go for it Ferg, you only get one. Well….more like three in Hollywood.

Fergie is so determined to make her first walk down the aisle perfect, shes pulling out all the stops. The 33-year-old, who has been interviewing wedding planners, confided to a friend that her budget for her upcoming nuptials to hunky Josh Duhamel is at least $1.5 million! Theres just one hitch: Her Las Vegas fianc, 35, is not such a high roller! Hes a country boy and wants something casual, but she wants the most spectacular wedding ever, says an insider.

New money-licious!

Fergie’s Outfit Is Banging On Bazaar

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Catch her hot, hot, hot fashion spread in Bazaar on stands this week!

Fergie’s Wedding Plans?

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Only The Insider gets Fergie to talk about her new “Fergie for Kipling” handbags, pregnant rumors, and even her wedding plans to Josh.

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