Our girlfriend Christina, who escaped a small town in California to live a life of love and cheese in La Havre, France, reconnected with us over Skype today and I couldn’t be happier. Afterwards, I caught myself standing still in the bathroom, taking a moment to marvel at how far technology has come just in my lifetime. Skype had given me my friend back and she was waiting all along. I love the internet, and my iPhone, and my website so much. If they had a sexual adapter that I could plug into my computer and make love to it, I would have three. I couldn’t see her face because she didn’t have a camera (frenchies) but she promised to go out and buy one soon.

I told her she should keep our readers in the know of what’s cool in France and this is her first suggestion. Olivia Ruiz and her melancholy accent. Me likey.

Thank you Skype, I missed her.