A: I was up at 4AM and saw an infomercial for Flirty Girl Fitness where you sexy dance off that last 10lbs, and I thought I’d call them and review the DVD (Pole not included) on the site. Why order online when you can test their customer service right? Well after holding on their 800 line for 15 minutes I realized, I could have done 100 push ups and danced around to Toxic in the time that I had wasted on hold.

The Flirty Girl Fitness robot told me due to the overwhelming request for our product your call will be answered in the order it was received, but irritated, I hung up after 15 minutes.

UPDATE:
Resiliant to get my groove back, I tried calling again and at 7 minutes some woman named Julia answered cut out and it went back to holding, playing some terrible emo rocker song that whined through the speaker phone.

UPDATE:
9 minutes later another woman comes on and after a five minute back and forth with Miss Autopilot, I gave her my number to have the company call me. Flirty girls are flakey so FYI, just in case you’re on hold.

You could do half an hour of cardio or wait on hold for Flirty Girl’s, your choice.