Now so do WEEEEEE!

Rugby star, Gavin Henson stripped off his useless clothes to pose naked with only some fur guarding his manliness. It’s all for the Everyman Campaign to raise awareness about prostate and testicular cancer and reminding men to get tested. Sadly, it’s running in October’s Cosmopolitan magazine which means it’s just going to remind women that their husbands DON’T look like Gavin. Husky has a whole new meaning when you attach Gavin to it.

I’m a little envious. Not of his body, that’s a given and I’ll never look like that, but I’m jealous how European sports stars love to throw off their clothes for the fans, while American athletes just throw us crap to buy.

Bixente Lizarazu – Massaged
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What’s happening off the soccer field is enough to make a porno out of and I’m thinking we title it, “Rub It Like Beckham”. A sneaky cam caught popular French soccer player Bixente Lizarazu getting his bubble butt and hung hamstrings worked over in the locker room. No one cares that this guy is recording. They act like they’re kneading pizza dough…. not ass.

If American athletes were as loose with their sexuality and recording devices as these Frenchies, I’d be writing about sports instead of Britney crying in her car. OK!?

Last week we saw Iván Pillud whip out his stick(Sooo NSFW) on a webcam and almost fell off my desk chair. He could poke an eye out with that thing.

The NFL draft is happening April 22nd, but I only know that because I paid attention when I saw these front runners with their shirts off. These boys have adonis like bodies, are on the cusp of making millions, and can eat whatever they want without purging. How I envy the team that gets to give these asses a congratulatory slap.

Too bad Jordan Shipley (receiver, Texas) isn’t a real receiver…

Got a famous girlfriend?

Reggie Bush Vs. Reggie Wayne having a model off with jizz on their face for the Got Milk Campaign, but it’s like Reggie’s competing with Different Strokes’ Todd Bridges. Can anyone take our attention away from the running back who could?

Petros, our LA Sports radio BFF from Petros and Money, was on Good Day LA this morning previewing the Superbowl and totally knocking on Reggie.

“He only touches the ball like seven times a game and it’s all about him here!? I mean his only claim to fame is dating Kim Kardashian! I don’t get it!”

Truuuuue Petros, but the media is shaping Sunday’s big game to be a Reggie Vs. Reggie. Yeah I didn’t know what that meant three months (pre Gays On Sports) so let me fill you in. Reggie Bush, besides being amazingly fast and nible on the field, dates Kim Kardashian which means the media cares about him more than any other player. Sports fans care about Indianapolis Colts wide receiver Reggie Wayne because he always brings in into the endzone. Yeah but who does he sleep with? See sports are like Entertainment Tonight, you have to know the drama going on behind the game, at least that’s when we started caring.