Ok is Scott Herman gay or not?! It’s just weird now. I’m not into labels and blah, blah, but he just posed for NY’s gay mag NEXT, and they captioned him with a line pointing to his face that says Gay. Are they trying to give me a secret signal? Or are they just trying to distract us from the wardrobe styling from Sears?

A) Scott looks like he’s going to sell me a Boost Mobile phone
B) Scott shouldn’t be clothed, you’ll see why below.
C) It says “Gay” and then there’s a LINE to his face!

Next even put him in kiosk salesman -like poses, and gave him the dreaded wide tie. Wide TIES!?

Moving on….. Scott accidentally opened his closet door during the interview and all of his fantasies came spilling out:

NEXT: You’ve got a huge gay fan base now, and have been involved with different activist groups. Was that an evolution for you, or were you always a friend of Friends of Dorothy?

SCOTT: Things happen in your life that you don’t think twice about. I realized more this year, with things like “No H8.” My parents always brought me up to treat everyone equal. When I was 18, I got my trainer license and I realized I was the one trainer who had gay clients. Whether that’s because they thought I was cute, or they wanted to know how to get a body like mine, who knows. I’d break the ice to let them know it wasn’t a big deal. I’ll say things like, “Seen any big cocks this week?”

I think the question is….

‘Have YOU seen any big cocks this week Scott?”

(Sidenote: Herman’s dancing with his hands above his head…dead giveaway, I’m just saying.)

SISTER SHOCKER! Bert & Ernie have something to tell you and it’s about their sexuality. You see, every night for the last three generations, they’ve been pushing those two twin beds together, and Bert was finally sick of living a lie. So he took to his Twitter account, well Sesame Street did, to come out of the pink felt closet. Of course, we all knew Ernie was a Mo from the way he flails his hands and fingers when he talks.

The upside…. Bert’s not sick of people shoving their hand up him.

Sadly in every gay couple, there really is a Bert and an Ernie. I never liked Bert, he was too bossy, was no fun, and always had this expression like he crapped himself. It was all about Ernie being the life of their sweater party. Cut to me twenty years later and who did I end up as?
Bert.
It’s all about Lynn being the life of our sweater party. I did get to push our twin beds together after a few years too. Now our street sisters can push the beds together, no longer “B” and “E” above their heads, now they can just “BE”.

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The fact that Jeremy Renner is gay and no one could tell through his amazing performance in The Hurt Locker, is the same reason he’s been able to keep it a secret in Hollywood so long. This butch queen’s talented, but when you get too big people get too curious. As his star rises so do the questions and obviously gay traits. Don’t get mad at me outing him, because the LA Times apparently already did!

The LA Times last January reported that Renner and “co-investor” Kristoffer Winters had sold their Hollywood home. No word on whether they lived there together. The fact that they bought in to a home was reason enough, so too was the fact that Renner brought his dear mother to the Academy Awards and had that now infamous hug with Anthony Mackey, a hug that had Meredith Vieira a bit “worried.”

Whew, now you can run around telling everyone he’s gay and look like you’re in the know before anyone else. Like you know he’s personally gay, just tell everyone you hooked up with him AND there’s was this story in the LA Times…blah blah blah..everyone knows it’s true. Hello Meredith Vieira caught it, she went into a totes gay panic and had to apologize.

In Hollywood we have a strict DO ask DON’T tell policy, but how long can Jeremy hide a “co-investor” with as gay of a name as KRISTOFFER? That’s gayer than Lynn.

Now your buff moving guy with that scruff beard can be a sure thing!

Move It Gay!