Driving while high on pot in the UK is apparently a big deal… just ask George Michael. This time he was busted for a DUI/marijuana after driving his Range Rover into a camera store during July’s Pride Festival in London! Normally he is just arrested when cruising park bathrooms. This is much more interesting. The English courts have given him eight weeks in prison to review the British driving laws. Now he can cruise in jail.

George Michael today spoke candidly of his drug use and cruising for sex with strangers, and being caught in possession of crack cocaine when arrested last year in public toilets on Hampstead Heath, a gay cruising area close to his home in north London.

Cum out cum out wherever you are George!

Crumbling Crack Queen George Michael can apparently get any gay guy he wants, soooo he’s made the official switch to all the gay guys nobody wants. The cruiser who likes to shop for low rent sex in Hampstead Heath park by his house in London, while high on crack cocaine, doesn’t want to say he has a problem with drugs so instead he owns it.

‘The handful of times a year it’s bloody warm enough, I’ll do it. I’ll do it on a nice summer evening. Quite often there are campfires up there,’ he said.
‘It’s a much nicer place to get some quick and honest sex than standing in a bar, E’d off your tits (high on ecstasy) shouting at somebody and hoping they want the same thing as you do in bed.’
Asked why he cruises for sex when he could get any gay man he wanted, George replied: ‘I do get anyone I want. But I like a bit of everything. I have friends up there, I have a laugh.’

Now Hampstead Heath, is jumping with hotties! Actually that’s a lie ….because only old daddies and fatties cruise parks in the gay world. Seriously. But George has had fresh meat all his life so it’s time he went for something a little more bargin priced…more aged!

Look George, I loved your song “Outside”, but that was like ten years ago, aren’t you cold?

Don’t you want to have sex in a high on crack in your own home like every other celebrity!?

When asked when the last time he smoked the drug was George declined to answer probably due to his mouth salivating. You’d think if he was having all this wild sex fueled by drugs he’d be turning out some really hot techno music! Something you could really pump your fist to…on the dance floor.

Wow George, for someone who smokes a lot of weed you sure do sound depressed all the time.

Singer George Michael said he may quit Britain to escape the relentless media
attention on his troubled private life, and live somewhere that he can
smoke weed in peace.

“I have started thinking for the first time in my life that actually I shouldn’t be living here,” Michael told ITV talk show host Michael Parkinson in a show being broadcast on Saturday.

Michael has houses in London and in Dallas, Texas, but in our opinion it’s time for him to leave it all for a stoner’s palace in the Hollywood Hills. It isn’t brain surgery Micahel, just move to LA, like the Beckham’s, so we can shower you with praises, a new found fame, and you can smoke yourself silly!

Drug problems just won’t end for George, and if he doesn’t slow down soon, he’s going to reinforce every gay stereotype in the world! How did he go from ambiguously gay to getting caught in a bathroom stall cruising, cruising again in the park, smoking weed on TV, and now a DUI.

Why can’t he be more like his good gay brother Elton? There’s a monkey on your back George, there’s a MONKEY(monkey)! MONKEY! (Monkey)Eye ie Eye ie Oh Oh!

Watch George smoke a joint on www.laragmag.com by clicking below:

George Michael has just pleaded guilty to a charge of driving while unfit through drugs, admitting he was just a little too funky on prescription meds to handle a car when he was arrested last October.

The singer told the court in North London, according to wire reports, that he got into his car “when I was unfit to drive” and that his slumped-over-the-wheel episode was “fairly predictable considering how much work I had done that week.” Cops arrested Michael — real name George Panayiotou — when motorists complained that a Mercedes-Benz was blocking traffic in North London and then found the “Monkey” singer passed out.

Michael will be sentenced May 30, after more drug tests are administered. A charge of being in charge of a vehicle while unfit through drugs was dropped by the Crown Prosecution Service.

The troubled pop star was discovered snoozing at the dashboard — in a Range Rover — last May, and was cautioned for drug possession last February.

Lynn will always and forever remember you during your “Freedom ” Days and still to this day wraps a boa around his face and says “I’m Linda Evangelista in the George Michael video!” So Lynn Baby, this one’s for you!