Wow George, for someone who smokes a lot of weed you sure do sound depressed all the time.
Singer George Michael said he may quit Britain to escape the relentless media
attention on his troubled private life, and live somewhere that he can
smoke weed in peace.
“I have started thinking for the first time in my life that actually I shouldn’t be living here,” Michael told ITV talk show host Michael Parkinson in a show being broadcast on Saturday.
Michael has houses in London and in Dallas, Texas, but in our opinion it’s time for him to leave it all for a stoner’s palace in the Hollywood Hills. It isn’t brain surgery Micahel, just move to LA, like the Beckham’s, so we can shower you with praises, a new found fame, and you can smoke yourself silly!
Drug problems just won’t end for George, and if he doesn’t slow down soon, he’s going to reinforce every gay stereotype in the world! How did he go from ambiguously gay to getting caught in a bathroom stall cruising, cruising again in the park, smoking weed on TV, and now a DUI.
Why can’t he be more like his good gay brother Elton? There’s a monkey on your back George, there’s a MONKEY(monkey)! MONKEY! (Monkey)Eye ie Eye ie Oh Oh!
Watch George smoke a joint on www.laragmag.com by clicking below:
George Michael has just pleaded guilty to a charge of driving while unfit through drugs, admitting he was just a little too funky on prescription meds to handle a car when he was arrested last October.
The singer told the court in North London, according to wire reports, that he got into his car “when I was unfit to drive” and that his slumped-over-the-wheel episode was “fairly predictable considering how much work I had done that week.” Cops arrested Michael — real name George Panayiotou — when motorists complained that a Mercedes-Benz was blocking traffic in North London and then found the “Monkey” singer passed out.
Michael will be sentenced May 30, after more drug tests are administered. A charge of being in charge of a vehicle while unfit through drugs was dropped by the Crown Prosecution Service.
The troubled pop star was discovered snoozing at the dashboard — in a Range Rover — last May, and was cautioned for drug possession last February.
Lynn will always and forever remember you during your “Freedom ” Days and still to this day wraps a boa around his face and says “I’m Linda Evangelista in the George Michael video!” So Lynn Baby, this one’s for you!
You guys rock!
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