Super gorgeous Gisele Bundchen is at the top of every guys wish list and is also sitting beautifully atop the Forbes‘ list of Top Earning Models. Let’s hope she has a good money manager. She has had a huge year with lucrative contracts from Dolce & Gabbana, True Religion, and even her own sandal line, Ipanema by Gisele, the long legged Brazilian pulled in nearly $25 million last year.

Next in line earning nearly $10 million dollars less is Heidi Klum at $16 million. Third and thinnest on the list is chain smoking and cocaine loving Kate Moss with $9 million dollars. That should cover her cigarettes for next month.

Bombshell Brazilian born supermodel, Gisele Bündchen and the envy of every straight man and softball playing females, Tom Brady have started construction in Brentwood, CA on what looks to be a luxury hotel. It’s a hard life people…

So let me get this straight… she travels the globe first class and stands in front of a camera for a couple hours a day looking beautiful and she has made enough cash to pay a reported $21 million. I have the wrong job… and apparently the wrong gene pool.

Here are some of the features the beautiful peoples new pad…

20,000 square feet
six-car garage
wine bar
art gallery
service kitchen
butler’s quarters
poolhouse, pool, and spa
recreation room with 19-foot ceilings
elevator

Being beautiful is clearly a curse.

Oh God. The standard of beauty for woman is right up there with the unattainable beauty standard of the gay male. Anyways… Gisele Bündchen is gorgeous. This woman has had a baby, Benjamin, and blessed this planet with more beauty. We owe her at least a cover of Vogue. Here she is perfectly exploiting her baby for the April cover of Vogue and looking amazing all the while. Work that baby Gisele. Work that baby. Does a baby require a work permit?

Here are some highlights from her chat with the fashion bible.

How did she not get so gain lots of weight like normal women while pregnant:

“I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds. I think it’s muscle memory.”

Keeping out of the media:

“I felt like my pregnancy was a sacred moment for me. I stayed in Boston and I didn’t work apart from the contracts I have, and then I only let them use my face.”

On her first modeling gig after popping out Benjamin:

“I got to the studio and I felt like I was E.T.-whoa, what’s going on? Hair and makeup? I hadn’t looked at myself in a mirror for a month and a half… Usually, as I walk through the door into that atmosphere, I already feel different. There’s a button that goes On and I’m On. And when I go On, there is almost no me; there is just a character who is doing all this. This time it wasn’t like that… For the first time, I think I actually saw me-the inside-instead of the persona.”

Is it just me or are perfect people really irritating? Just putting it out there…

A: That lying little beech, she totally got us. SO he DID propose to her!

Maybe it wasn’t on a private jet with roses like we all thought, but the two got married and she couldn’t be more beautiful. A model on her wedding day.. is there anything more picturesque?

Oh, did you know that instead of babies, when a model and a hot quarterback mate they give birth to an angel? Very rare.

Gisele was decked out in Dolce and Gabbanna, of course she’s their spokesmodel,and so were her three matching dogs as they walked down the isle at St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica, Calif. Somewhere a lonely Leo’s wondering to himself as he sits in his big mansion with his hot model girlfriend of the moment, did I let Gisele slip away? Yes…she’s a catch. There’s no reason to break up with Gisele.

Tom Brady and Gisele are one of those couples that always look like they’re in love whenever you catch them staring at each other. It’s that kind of love that single woman hate to see and men are afraid of. So congrats to Gisele and Tom for being brave enough to take the leap.

L: Gisele Bundchen is looking very buxom with a bountiful basket of breasts for all you boys out there and lady softball players. Elle Italy will be selling some copies this month.

A: Leo, how did you let this one go?

That’s one nice tan ass!

Smash those boobs together! V for vagina.!
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Gisele Bundchen wasn’t attacked by a bear, but a gay stylist with a love for scissors who used to work at Ed Hardy.

Gisele even commented on the photos saying to V Magazine:

“only Mario (Testino) could make me take.”

well in that case, only Gisele could make us wear jean butt floss!

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