John Stamos’ Hollywood Survival Guide

You don’t need talent in Hollywood… take it from John Stamos. The hottie who keeps getting hotter has a career spanning over two decades, music, tv, and film. But how?

John’s Hollywood Survival Guide takes a page out of the hunks who hang around (David Hasselhoff/William Shatner) playbook.

1. Laugh at yourself and others will laugh with you. –

‘He’s funny’, versus ‘He Was Good Looking’

2. It’s all about the work…and working a lot. –

‘I work hard to look like I’m not working hard’

3. Admit your mistakes. – Like those Uncle Jesse Hair Don’ts and being drunk on Australian TV. Stamos lied at first saying he wasn’t drunk and then came clean later.

‘I got bummed about having to lie. Looking back now I would’ve fought everybody: I’m telling the truth. I was drunk.’


4. Be prepared for scandal. – JS was caught in a cocaine picture scandal and had to take the stand against extortionists in the trial.

‘I got up on the stand and this moment of peace came over me, like, ‘Okay now it’s my turn’ All I had to do was tell the truth and their whole case unraveled.’

5. When in doubt … play the congas! – Preferably naked like Matthew Maconahay

‘I felt all that dirtiness was away, playing the drums to ‘Good Vibrations’. Someone said the harder you work the luckier you’ll be. I’ve worked pretty hard but I’m pretty damn lucky.’


Via: EW

Hollywood’s Crystal Ball Says……

Will Zac & Vanessa break up in 2009….the crystal ball says YES!

Judging by Zac Efron’s lackluster face during the HSM3 promotions, the crystal ball says he has clearly outgrown high school musicals and Vanessa Hudgens. Plus Zac wants to be considered as a serious actress. How can he ever accomplish his dreams when his girlfriend is doing Ecco commericals and the whole world wide web has seen her naked?

Meanwhile Vanessa, will do the rounds of interviews going on every talk show and describing their break up in detail.

Hollywood’s crystal ball has spoken.

Images Via: Gossip Girls