Bravo pushed back the original air date from February 08 to April 08.

We hear they’ve had to do a lot of pick up shoots because the season was turning out a little bland. Has Jackie had a change of heart about how much of her “reality” she wants to show?

More to come later, and yes, all you lesbians can start crying now.

Jackie and her girlfriend, Rhianna

Can you spot this season’s new hottie trainer?

The outside area of Republic filled up quickly after we arrived around 8PM. Rebecca dashed off to get her mic on along with all the other cast members, and we made a b line for the booze.Everyone was going to be here tonight, including Jackie’s new girlfriend Rhianna who we were dying to meet. Marc Cherry was the boisterous master of ceremonies and took delight in telling all the fags

“Shut the fuck up we’re starting here!”

He made a wonderful tribute speech to Doug and what he stood for, and then a bunch of other people came on stage and we lost interest.

We planned to go and corner every important person at a different time, making the rounds, and stirring up the gossip. Frankly, we’ve been told the show needed some spice from one of the producers and we thought we’d stir the shit.

“Oh, look! It’s the angel and the devil all in one!”

Jackie sneered as Alex snapped a picture of her and Brianna. It was perfect timing because Jackie was pulled away and we were alone with Rhianna.

“Oh my god, Rhianna, we’ve heard so much about you and now we finally meet!” Lynn exclaimed.

“Me too, it’s nice to meet you.”

“How have you been holding up during the season with all this shooting?”

“Oh …um..fine..” Rhianna’s eye tried to make contact with ours and look for Jackie at the same time.

“But you aren’t really part of the show right, I mean you don’t get to do interviews or anything.” Alex chimed in.

“Well, I don’t really want to be on the show. I told Jackie that, so it doesn’t bother me.”

“How can it not bother you? If Alex had a show I wasn’t featured on I’d be PISSED!” Lynn screamed, giving away just how smashed on free drinks he was.

“Well….I think it’s better this way for the both of us.” Obviously Rhianna wanted to cut our interrogation short.

“You’re right, you’re right. Just get ready because all those nosey lesbos out there are going to want to know every detail of your life!”

“Every detail! Totally”

Rhianna was really sweet in person, not a mean bone in her body, but we always thought Jackie liked women that were more of a challenge to deal with. We still thought that Jackie didn’t want her to be a part of the show because what happend with her and Mimi, but we let it go. Perhaps, this would be the real thing for Jackie. The one.

Next we cornered the executive producer for the show, Billy. Outside smoking, we basically told him we were going to release some scandalous gossip about Jackie through our website if he didn’t get us on the show in the next three weeks. He laughed because he couldn’t tell if we were joking or not, and we laughed because that could be considered blackmail.

We were half kidding.

Peeler and Jackie got in a huge fight during the party, on camera, but we’ll let you find out the reason why when the season airs.

All in all, it was a successful night, raising lots of money for Doug’s charity, and we were the life of the party.

Or we just thought we were the life of the party.

Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Borat, is showing up all over LA shooting scenes for an upcoming “untitled” project. Including the Euphoria Face and Body, a boutique day spa, that always supplies celebrities with special treatments like Jackie Warner, and J. Alexander.

But why is Borat running all over Los Angeles?

Our sources say that they’re making “Borat: The Book” and he’s going around town taking photos of Borat on the town.