Looks like teen pregnancy doesn’t even work out if you’re rich and famous. America’s real life Juno, Jaime Lynn Spears, is now 18 and she’s already sick of her “true love” Casey Aldrige. How sad for Jaime, I’ve seen this Lifetime movie and it always ends in tears for the girls and not the guys. Hello… The Pregnancy Pact on Lifetime, LOVED IT!

Well Casey was never there like most high school fathers so Jaime’s packed up her dirty diapers and moved back in the her mother.

“She’s going through a lot of changes. It has been painful. She’s a young mother and struggling in a lot of areas.” There were rumors of marriage between the young parents, but a wedding never occured.

Another source told PEOPLE, “she did a lot of growing up but he didn’t. I think she put up with more than she cared to put up with. She just got enough of it and was tired of the situation.”

Remember they brought a child into this world because they were going to get married and live happily ever after at 16? Yeah they were, and they believed it with all their teenage hearts. I didn’t but they did, and so everyone played along, except for nasty Nickelodeon who canceled Jaime’s show.

Don’t worry though, Jaime Lynn is a Spears and if there’s one thing southern Spears’ do know it’s how to survive as a single mother (Baby on one hip, a cig in the other). Jaime’s traded up and is now starting over with a 28 year old business man. Which means one thing….our little Jaime’s growing up and realizing Casey an asshole.

A: Jaime Lynn Spearsis sitting by Casey Alridge’s bedside, praying for the center of her world to get well as soon as he can. He’s everything to her and she almost lost him in an instant. We can confirm that Casey does not have to undergo surgery at this point but did suffer major head trama when he and three friends were flipped over in his F250 this morning in Louisiana.

Maybe the A-list air lift out of the accident scene and into the hospital helped Casey survive more trama to the head. Thanks Spears family name!

The family member said Aldridge suffered a “skull fracture around his hairline” and will be kept at the University of Mississippi Medical Center for 2-3 days for observation.

That Casey was born purebread American tough! I’d be accepting gifts visitors for weeks.

UPDATE: TMZ claims they have it from an “unimpeachable source” that she isn’t.

Ooop she did it again …..and again ….without a condom after her baby popped out.

It’s just too horrific to be true but The National Enquirer is reporting that Jaime Lynn Spears is pregnant again just three months after giving birth to Maddie Brian. Please there’s no way this could be possible, hey boyfriend probably isn’t even attracted to her anymore.

“Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical,” revealed a close source. “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.”
“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.

We are speechless.

We’re booking a ticket to Louisiana right now and packing only some bananas and some condoms for an in person demonstration at Jaime’s home.

“They’ve reminded Jamie Lynn how much trouble she had adjusting to motherhood with Maddie, and pointed out that having a second baby now would only be a recipe for disaster,” said the close source.

They didn’t make a sequel to Juno for a reason Jaime.

We’ll have to keep you posted on this one.

Photos of Jaime Lynne breast feeding are considered child pornography people so don’t buy any!!

Some idiot working at a Wal Mart photo center in Louisiana thought it’d be a good idea to take Casey Aldridge’s camera and make extra copies of the pictures to sell.

Now the fuzz is after him.

Other pics in the set include Britney holding the baby and one of Jamie Lynn, Britney, Brian (Brit’s bro), Lynne Spears and Jamie Spears around Jamie Lynn’s hospital bed. There are also pics of Maddie by herself, and there’s a picture of Jamie Lynn in a negligee holding the baby.

Authorities are trying to find the man who is attempting to sell the photos. In addition, we’re told Britney’s lawyers are thinking about going after Wal-Mart for the alleged security breach.-TMZ

Smart idea but terrible execution. No magazine’s are buying, and now the kid’s going to end up in jail breastfeeding the other inmates.

AAAHHH!

There’s something lousy going on in Louisiana.

Kelli Dawson, a 28 year old woman, sold her story to In Touch, saying that her and Casey
Aldridgewere involved while Jamie Lynn was staring in the remake of Juno.

LIES! Casey would never go for someone that ancient! 28! He likes them young like 16, young!

“We were both really attracted to each other,” Kelli reveals. “He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.” The couple saw each other a few times and “kissed randomly,” but it wasn’t really “hot and heavy,” Kelli admits, until the spring of 2007. Though Casey and Jamie Lynn were still involved, Kelli insists, “You never knew if they were broken up or not, because it changed from day to day!”

Even Britney’s Las Vegas Husband for a day, Jason Alexander, weighed in on the cheating side of Casey.

“Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years. They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture.”

Kelli’s guilt grew with Jamie’s belly and she it off a few months before Jamie gave birth because “it just didn’t feel right.”

For a second you almost forget that these two should be picking out Prom outfits and experimenting with weed, not changing diapers.

We want to get pregnant too! Look at how happy your life is afterwards!

Jamie’s one star that won’t be giving her baby money to charity, she’s got 4 wheelers to look after.

Congrats to our girl Juno, who had a beautiful baby girl despite riding on a four wheeler for half of her pregnancy!

“They’d told me it would be an eight- to 12-hour labor, and I was ready to have the baby in three to four hours,” Jamie Lynn tells OK!. “I had a perfect pregnancy and a perfect delivery. I was very blessed.”

“Once I got in there, my doctor was just so calm and so good it was not bad at all,” she says. “I was just talking to Casey. And you know what’s so weird? I was asking him if he was okay. He was like, ‘Yeah.’ We were both so excited.”

Don’t forget to read the rough draft of your mother’s parenting book for any questions or concerns you may have.

Photo Source: The Insider

Jaime Juno is trying so hard not to be a celebrity anymore, she didn’t even try to sell her baby pics for the $500,000 they were projected to get.

She just posted them on her Myspace, which is the country girl thang to do.

And shockingly…….we think that’s pretty admirable.