I die! Do we even care what this movie is about? No. Not even a little.

UPDATE: Alex discovered Jake’s pic is a photoshopped FAKE!

I’m sold from this promo poster for Jake Gyllenhaal’s upcoming flick ‘Love and Other Drugs‘ (Click for Full Trailer). Oh my… the title describes my dream date with Jake. Oh, it also stars that one chick that everyone is just totes in love with but doesn’t have nearly the sexy thighs that Jake has, Anne Hathaway. No matter how much dark, smudged, eyeliner Anne wears, she will still be overshadowed by barebacking, Brokeback Mountain camper enthusiast, Gyllenhaal.

“Maggie (Hathaway) is an alluring free spirit who won’t let anyone – or anything – tie her down. But she meets her match in Jamie (Gyllenhaal), whose relentless and nearly infallible charm serve him well with the ladies and in the cutthroat world of pharmaceutical sales. Maggie and Jamie’s evolving relationship takes them both by surprise, as they find themselves under the influence of the ultimate drug: love. Based on Jamie Reidy’s memoir “Hard Sell: The Evolution of a Viagra Salesman.”

Again, not that we care… but there is a plot too. He invents Viagra! Okay, it’s a MUST SEE! In theaters Nov 24th.

WATCH : LOVE & OTHER DRUGS

Brokeback Mountain’s Jakey and Annie reuite for this romantic comedy about falling in love when you’re sleeping around. Which rarely happens as we all know, but the movie appears to have sex scenes so I’m there.

Judging from the music, it looks like I’m going to need a box or two….of tissues not condoms. Let’s hope Anne Hathaway doesn’t come down with some terminal cancer and we’re stuck having to watch her die. Like that Winona Ryder curve ball of death, Autumn In New York. Shoot me.

Synopsis
Hathaway portrays Maggie, an alluring free spirit who won’t let anyone – or anything – tie her down. But she meets her match in Jamie (Gyllenhaal), whose relentless and nearly infallible charm serve him well with the ladies and in the cutthroat world of pharmaceutical sales. Maggie and Jamie’s evolving relationship takes them both by surprise, as they find themselves under the influence of the ultimate drug: love.

Who shot all this stalker video? It’s sorta creepy but totes fun to watch…

Do you need to learn to be smoother with the ladies? Would you like some tips and tricks from Jake Gyllenhaal? Here he is hitting on a girl at the Prince of Persia’s premiere after party in Moscow. Watch and learn. He looks a little ridiculous at times… but I know none of you would be turning any of him down.

MEOW! So our friend and blogger, J at Drunkenstepfather (NSFW), posted this awesome story about getting into a verbal confrontation with THE gorgeous Jake Gyllenhaal. He saw him drunk at a bar in Canada and DS decided to rile things up. DS pushed his buttons, and Jake flew into a drunk rage and “pushed” the girl DS was with into a table. There was swearing, there was yelling, and allegedly some physical contact from Mr. Gyllennhaal he said.

At first it was a blogged encounter no one paid attention to, but then the story started to catch the buzz of the gay hives over the weekend. Even appearing recently on Ef’ing News! That’s real news people, he was defending Heath Ledger’s honor, after the comment DS made.

He said, ” “Isn’t that the guy who killed Heath Ledger?” Onlookers tell us “there were a bunch of girls” there but “no one was shoved or hurt.”

So Jakey’s lawyers have threatened DS now, which means it’s all true!

Dear Sir,

Our law firm represents Jake Gyllenhaal. I am writing with regard to the story that appears on www.drunkenstepfather.com entitled “Jake Gyllanhaal Beats Up Girl of the Day.” As you know, since you purport to have been physically present at the time of the events in question, the story is entirely false. Specific false and defamatory statements in your story include, without limitation, the claims that he was “making out” with a girl in the restaurant, that he threatened you, and, most damaging of all, that he pushed the girl who was with you into a table at least ten times before his crew held him back and that he “pretty much hit a girl.” As you know, none of this is true, and there was no physical contact between Mr. Gyllenhaal and the girl in question – nothing that could under any interpretation be described as hitting her or shoving her. There is absolutely no excuse for this kind of irresponsible journalism.

Demand is hereby made that you immediately take down this story and all references to this story from www.drunnkenstepfather.com and from any other site or means of transmission or communication that you control and that you immediately notify all other websites and media outlets which have picked up the story from you that the story is false and must be immediately withdrawn. Your failure to immediately comply with this demand will compound the damages for which you are responsible for publishing this false story.

This letter is not intended as a complete statement of all relevant facts or a release, waver or relinquishment of any right or remedy, all of which are expressly reserved.

OMG and then his response….

If he doesn’t want to be called someone who shoves girls…he shouldn’t shove girls….especially since he only lost his mind after I made a comment to a person he was with, not even directly to him…

What I can tell you is that when he got in my face I thought it was a joke…but when he hurt and scared the girl I was with for telling him to calm down and even made her cry…it was no longer that funny…

Let’s all get real… Jakey may have a bit of a drinking problem. A bit. His jolly behavior at bars and clubs indicate a red flag. So does the fact that Reese didn’t stick with him. Red Flag.

What will happen next in the saga? DS says he has video of the night and is going to release it as it comes, and he will. He’s serious, not scared like they want him to be.

Meanwhile, Jake’s people are thretaning to sue and taking this very seriously perhaps because he has a huge film coming out in a few months. Hmmm…

It’s everywhere! We’ll keep you posted. Fight, sue, fight! Meow!