Robert Downey Jr. Chats Drugs with Jack Nicholson in Rolling Stone

Robert Downey Jr. is much like a rolling stone. Rolling, stoned, in and out or rehabs for the last decade or more. Now he is featured on the cover and in a no holds barred interview in the pages of Rolling Stone.

On being in jail:

“When the door clicks shut, then you are safe. There is nothing aside from a rogue correctional officer that can do you harm if you have the right cellie. You are actually in the safest place on Earth. Safe from the intruders.”

On doing drugs with Jack Nicholson:

“It was the only coke that ever tasted as good as the coke I did with my dad…”

On being sober:

“The ramifications of a little slip are not what they used to be. It’s not kid stuff anymore.”

On the future:

“Now I think, ‘Oh, my God, me and the missus will be (in our L.A. home) until the grandkids attend our funerals.’ We’ll always be here. We’ll never f—ing move from here. Crazy.”

James Van Der Beek Expecting A Baby

I can’t believe he didn’t call to tell me and that I had to learn via his Twitter. Clearly not in love with me any longer, James Van Der Beek and that girlfriend of his, Kimberly Brook, are now expecting a baby. He took to his Twitter account today and said this:

Yes, it’s true – the woman I love and I are expecting our first child… “Experiencing joy on levels I never knew existed.

Congratulations on your little Beek baby… and don’t call me.

James Van Der Beek Files for Divorce

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Divorce is a sad and a rather popular pastime. You should never take joy in someone’s sorrow… but you should always find good things in bad situations. For instance, if James Van Der Beek came up to me at a club and was all like:

Hey, you’re hot... thanks James. Is that the new G-Star vest… why yes it is James, you have such a good eye. Well, I know when I see something I like…. you’re embarrassing me James… You should come back to my place and we’ll sit on my bed and have a toke….

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James Van Der Beek just filed for divorce from his wife, Heather McComb. They have been married for just under 6 years and have no children. Van Der Beek cited “irreconcilable differences.”

Now we can now totes all have a chance because he’s officially on back in the meat market as of today.