I can’t remember the last time Janet Jackson looked this hot. Here she is strolling the streets of NYC with her new boyfriend. An absolute upgrade from her Middle-Earth looking ex, Jermaine Dupri. That’s the way love goes.

Looks like her body is responding well to the touch of her new Arabic boyfriend of just about a year, Wissam Al-Mana. Apparently he is some super rich capitalist with major holdings in Saks Fifth Avenue stores in Dubai and other cities in the Middle East. I guess Janet wouldn’t be dating some broke guy.

Daaaamn girl, youz looking BONEY! Which in gay talk means, extra fabulouso I envy your decollete you skinny bitch. You’ve lost so much weight, including a dead beat midget husband, and look at you now… almost back to being 30 again. Just drink the blood of ten more baby seals, and trade in those wigs for various heads you can screw on and for every occasion.

Janet like Obama, gives us HOPE, in her new Gotham interview:

On her New Year’s resolutions: “I want to learn a language. I haven’t decided which, but it’s between French, Spanish and Italian. I also want to get closer to God.”

On her new album: “It’s going to be a little different. The writing is about life experiences. There’s a part of me that’s craving escapism, which is a sense of wanting to keep on moving with my work but also of coming to terms with reality. So I think it will be upbeat and light.”

On her new book: “I hope it’s inspiring for all ages. I’m talking about weight loss, confidence, self-esteem—especially in your youth. It’s not an autobiography, but there are little anecdotes that I give here and there from my childhood all the way to the present that I thought would be interesting and helpful to share.”

On what she loves about New York: “Everything. I love the energy–the creative energy. I’ve been here for 12 years and I will be here for the rest of my life.”

Is that bottle crushing that little man… someone help!

Well it’s Miss Jackson if you’re nasty… looks like pint Jiminy Cricket sized Jermaine Dupri isn’t nasty. Too bad, so sad. Nasty must not be in his nature and that makes him uninteresting. I see it and Janet sees it. Call me girl, let’s discuss. I’m sure he is talented and all but he’s no Mr. Jackson. That’s the way love goes…

During some radio interview with Atlanta’s ‘Bert Show‘, she referred to Dupri as her ex, saying:

“I’m not the type of girl that stays in touch with your ex like that… Jermaine is one of my best friends, I love him to death. We’re still connected. We’re still good friends. We still talk.”

I wonder if Janet is going to go and have some more bottom ribs removed. It does wonders for the waist size and single life.

Janet still trying to transform into an Asian in an Alexander McQueen gown.

This is what she chose to wear to the opening of his new flagship West Hollywood store down the street from our home. She later kicked 10 ninjas asses, blindfolded, while holding onto her lucky cricket.

OMG, is that Halle Berry in Catwoman? HATED IT!

Good thing we love the song.

Uh oh, looks like someone’s label didn’t give them the big bucks for a video shoot.

Wow, look at all that dust and back lighting.

At least she can still give it to us in the dance break portion of the video.

Flick that hair JANET!