JENNA’S EXTREME VAGINA MAKEOVER

Jenna’s most valuable asset went under the knife recently and she’s not happy with the results. Which is causing her to miss important meetings for her new book-to-movie endeavor, “How To Make Love Like A Porn Star”.

According to the superficial.com:

“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.

Look, Jenna, sometimes you can’t fix what’s been pounded into the ground by thousands of men. You might want to consider going to a different doctor instead of the Mad Scientist that gave you your bowling ball chest. Although, we must say, your boyfriend is definetly do-able!

Wait does this mean we are just a few years away from having asshollplasty?