I can find you these exact baby clothes at H&M for 1/100th of the cost!

“Now there are two Gucci spokesbabies for a beautiful cause!” – Jennifer Lopez on her twins new career

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Lopez’s latest move… pimping her fraternal twins, Max & Emme, out to Gucci for their new children’s line. Yes, her babies model for Gucci, our babies model for that creepy Sears photographer inside the mall.

At first, Jen wasn’t going to throw her twins into the harshness of Hollywood at such a young age. It didn’t feel right.It wouldn’t look right.

So Gucci threw $1 million to UNICEF’s Schools for Africa initiative and $50,000 to Lopez’s charity The Maribel Initiative, and POOF all was fixed. Her babies aren’t modeling for Gucci or Jen’s vanity. NO! They’re modeling for charity.

1 million dollars should build a hell of a lot of African schools. Soon they’ll have a better educational system than we do.

Sometimes Jen reads a little Des-per-a-do in the press. Like a girl in high school that used to be popular, but got pregnant and lost all her friends. I’m just saying.

I guess that hot pink and Jennifer Lopez are still considered glamorous in Russia. It’s cold out there. J-Lo is loads on tons of mascara and bronzer for a not so natural look on her cover for Glamour Russia.

A girl has got to take work when a girls can get some. Hey a cover is a cover.

A: Well it’s not a surprise they’re still pretending to be happy, but it was a surprise when the couple that’s rumored on the rocks brought their twins, Max & Emme, on stage at Marc’s Madison Square Garden concert. Slamming those nasty rumors that they were going to announce their split…. for now.

In our opinion, she should divorce him just because he’s so fearfully ugly it actually eclipses her beauty in photos.

Mighty strong words are coming from Jennifer Lopez in this month’s In Touch Magazine which should more appropriately be title In Denial. She’s committed and Jen’s pulling off her hoop earrings and is ready to fight with anyone from the block who says different.

“Every time I’m not wearing my ring, people think I’m getting divorced,” Jennifer tells In Touch. “Divorce is not � and was never � an option.”

Hmm…. it sure was an option the last two times Jennifer got married.

We’re vacationing, not getting a divorce look at us! Would you vacation in Puerto Rico with someone you hate?!!

All the rose petals in the world have been shipped to San Juan to make Jen’s vacation bed squeak. Jennifer Lopez is trying to save her marriage by dashing off with Skeletor to a Puerto Rico love nest. Eyewitnesses say they look happy but that “eyewitness” is probably Jennifer’s mega team of PR agents.

“Jennifer and Marc looked very happy, so it is hard for me to believe the rumors that their marriage is in trouble. They were laughing and seemed to be having a great time.”-SOURCE

We’ve said it before so we’ll say it again, Jen always puts her love life on a pedestal so high we always know it will come crashing down around her. Stop striving for perfection Jennifer, no couple’s that perfect.

Other sources say Jennifer & Marc are going to announce their divorce after Marc’s show at Madison Square Garden on Valentines Day. Which will just make all of this more awkward and fantastic.

Images: Gossip Girls

�I think Jen and I made a mistake in that we fell in love, we were excited and maybe too accessible,� he tells Live.

�I don�t think either of us anticipated the degree to which it would take on a world of its own.�

That’s Hollywood talk for ,”It was a one night stand that went on too long.”

No really though, they were a mega couple for a mega minute, and Ben sadly confessed that the whole “Bennifer” thing got out of hand for both of them.

See when regular people make a mistake we out grow it, but we can go rent Ben Affleck and Jennifer’s devil child Gigli and watch it over and over and over again.