Sending the greasy cast of Mtv’s Jersey Shore to Italy next season is not going to help with our image problem over in Europe.

Looks as though the cast, The Situation, Pauly D, Snooki, JWoww, Vinny and the other GTL’ers have outgrown their little shore house. Vinny Guadagnino’s, the sweetest of the cast, family, who are originally from Italy, will be the hosts for the fourth season.

MTV’s Executive VP of Programming and Head of Production, Chris Linn:

“While the stateside “Jersey Shore” locales have become iconic for our audience it’s really the constantly evolving dynamic amongst the cast that keeps them coming back each season, and Europe is a fresh spin on a show that continues to reach new heights for us. The cast is headed to the birthplace of the culture they love and live by. We can’t wait to see what erupts as a result.”

I can’t wait to see the response form the Italian locals.

I can’t believe that Mtv’s Jersey Shore ‘The Situation‘ made more money than two of the Kardashian sisters. Surely, this will be the last year that any of that disgusting cast will be on this biggest reality star earners. No surprise that Kim is on the top of the list, although it is a surprise that one time friend of Kim, Paris Hilton is not on the list at all.

1. Kim Kardashian: $6 million

2. Lauren Conrad: $5 million

3. Bethenny Frankel: $4 million

4. Audrina Patridge: $3.5 million

5. Kate Gosselin: $3.5 million

6. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino: $3 million

7. Khloe Kardashian: $2.5 million

8. Kourtney Kardashian: $2.5 million

9. DJ Pauly D: $2 million

10. Kendra Wilkinson: $2 million

Not a bad price to sell your soul for.

When is this ‘Situation‘ thing going to be over? Now he is the cover boy for ‘Men’s Fitness‘. Yuck. He is so repulsive and Halloween is over so I don’t see the need for him anymore. There are lots of guys here in Hollywood with amazing abs… why are we all so fixated on this totes d-bag?

The Situations 8 Fit Rules:

1. Eat every few hours. Aim for six small meals per day – three meals and three protein shakes. (Duh)

2. Drink tons of water.(Duh)

3. Choose lean proteins, fruits and veggies whenever you can. (Duh)

4. Get six to eight hours of sleep “Sleep is when your body grows and repairs itself” (Six?)

5. Avoid simple carbs and junk calories, includnig condiments like mayo and jelly. (OMG shoot me!)

6. Approach fitness as a long term lifestyle, not an instant transformation. Be dedicated, patient, and work hard for it.

7. Make working out your No. 1 commitment, because it builds the confidence and discipline you need to succeed in every domain of your life.

8. Give yourself one “cheat day” per week when you can eat whatever you want and recover from your training.(Ok that’s a good tip)

Yup, it’s GTL time. Okay, so now you have the G down but what about T and L? Don’t forget… hooking up with grenades.

Will it ever end? Jersey Shore’s gel loving and GTL fanatic, Pauly D made his way to the Magic Kingdom to pump some fists with Goofy. Is it just me… or does Goofy look like he hit the tanning beds before his encounter with the famed guido.

In the battle to be more over-exposed, Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex arm trophy super model, Bar Rafaeli did a photo shoot with the greased up guidos of Mtv’s Jersey Shore. Does this woman own anything but bikinis? This above shot is interesting. Certainly bigger than a five dollar foot long…

In the accompaining interview “The Situation” said of his new celebrity:

“Oh, man, it’s just unbelievable. Everywhere I go, there’s just mass amounts of people. There’s people showing up at airports, wanting autographs, girls, it’s insane. It’s like The Beatles, man. A number of times girls were hysterical. I had a guy faint at one of my appearances in St. Louis. I was taken aback but at the same time flattered. I guess he got a little too excited, which is understandable. When you see The Situation in person, it can startle some people.”

Loving her plucking his eyebrows. I die!