At Country Thunder recently, Jessica Simpson sounded more than desperate when she pleaded with fans to stick with her.
“I’m never going to make another pop album again!”
The crowd cheers here but it’s because they all hated her pop album not because they’re excited for her country one.
“I’m staying in country and that’s where I plan to be. If you don’t go buy this record on September 9th I’m just going to make another one and you’re going to buy it on another September 9th”
Jessica has no one to love her, her relationship with Tony Romo is allegedly O-VAH and her ex John is happy with a mega star that she has no chance of becoming.
What should she do?
Drink herself silly in public of course!
The actress is said to have embarked on a four-hour bender at L.A.’s Mexicali Cocina Cantina with BFF CaCee Cobb and her beau Donald Faison. She was forced to leave her Range Rover in the parking lot and calling her mom Tina for a ride home.
For her part, Cobb allegedly threw up under the table. -SOURCE
This story from our sources in Chicago although detailed, is like trying to talk emotions with a bunch of straight guys. We love how the source says,
” We’re guys so we didn’t talk about it much!”
We believe that! We also believe that these two were doomed from the start! Jessica doesn’t seem to be the easiest girl to date and can add tony to her list of bombed beaus.
“They’re broken up,” according to a pal of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. “He told us they broke up and that was that. We’re guys so we didn’t talk about it much.”
After spending hours at the reggae bar, Romo and his crew headed to Manor nightclub. Romo and his boys sat in a huge VIP table in a roped off VIP section and welcomed many girls to hang out with them.
“He was surrounded by girls,” according to an eyewitness. “We had to restrain some who forcibly tried to make their way to his table.” -SOURCE
Not only that but Tony zoned in on some blond all night and Jessica was nowhere to be found. We’re sure she’s at home with Ken Paves putting hair extensions in and deciding how to release the news to the press.
Don’t ask Nick Lachey what he thinks, cuz he snaps back the usual PR answer:
“I wish her nothing but happiness. If she’s found that…good for her.”
Didn’t Tony watch the seasons of “Newlyweds” on MTV? Do we need to ship it to him via Amazon? The couple is always returning from hot vacations, like their most recent in Hawaii. Although Jessica is career suicide, according to Tony’s friend’s he’s up for the challenge:
Tony’s close friend, Michael Starr, tells the new issue of Us Weekly: “I think they’re going to get married.”
The NFL star’s former fling Sophia Bush also thinks the love birds can go the distance.
“They’re perfect for each other,” said the actress. “They’re both funny and wonderful and kind. I’m rooting for them.”
Jessica Simpson was down the street from our new apartment on Thursday eating at the celebrity hot spot Marix Tex Mex cafe. Marix is always frequented by celebs like Jennifer Aniston and courtney Cox, for the sizzling fajitas and margarita pitchers.
Jessica was wearing a striped shirt with an army-type jacket and started dancing when a Britney Spears song came on.
This isn’t charity it’s a low regifting publicity move.
THE PRINTED STORY:
Jessica trucked down to Mexico City to give the Casa Hogar Elim orphanage, a mini van in a much publicised event. The kids surrounded the car and shouted “Muchas gracias!’ and Jessica hugged them for the cameras while the sun hit her golden hair.
THE TRUTH:
Jessica won the car last year at an awards show for doing nothing but showing up and her father thought it would be great publicity if she gave the mini van away.
Last fall, Simpson won a Chrysler Crossfire sports car at a swag suite at the MTV’s Video Music Awards, but asked Chrysler to exchange it for a minivan so she could help out the orphanage.
A spokesperson for Chrysler confirmed: “Instead of the Chrysler Crossfire, she decided to get a minivan for the orphanage instead. She went for the Chrysler Town & Country
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