Oh Johnny! I saw most of your hairless man chest yesterday on location in Hawaii with your Fam , but I never saw this angle. Pirates Of The Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides does a body good …even though I’ll totes skip this one. Do we really need another two hours of Jack Sparrow on a ship? Every actor steered clear of a fourth movie (Kiera) but Pirate Mickey offered Johnny a treasure no one sailor could refuse.
Plus he has two children, Lily Rose, 11 and eight-year-old Jack to put through college Hollywood and that’s not cheap.


















