Alanis Morissette Pregnant Twitter Pic

Check out pregnant Alanis Morissette showing off her belly on her Twitter. I am loving this photo of Alanis and friends with their henna painted hands. It is reported that she and husband MC Souleye are expecting a boy for their first child. She posted this…

“some rituals surprise in the heart-warming department…. :) am.”

Kate Moss Wears See Through Underwear for Photo Magazine Cover

The French are so artsy. So I guess this isn’t porn, it’s art. Kate Moss proves that she does in fact wear underwear… although see through, she does wear them.

Click photo for full image. (NSFW)

The French Photo magazine is letting the world know that Kate is a lady who doesn’t go around not wearing underwear.

Lily Allen Pregnant

The cocaine and booze loving British songstress with a deceptively sweet voice, Lily Allen and her boyfriend Sam Cooper announced that she is pregnant with their first child. Congrats! We all know Lily loves to party and chain smoke. I’m guessing this will be like a 9 month rehab stint. Let’s hope so…

“Lily Allen and Sam Cooper are very happy to confirm that Lily is expecting their first child,” her rep said in a statement to People. “Lily’s professional commitments will carry on as normal, including a scheduled performance at the Big Chill this weekend.”

Now her kid can be babysat by her gal pal, Kate Moss’ kid, and Kate and Lily can do lines together. How sweet. Kate knows better than to let a kid ruin a good time.

Kate Moss’ Naked Body Found Floating In Ocean

Other Pics Of Kate & Her Ocean Fish – NSFW

Yes, Co-Kate Moss’ body was found floating in the crystal clear waters of the last unpolluted ocean on Earth…. for a Vogue Hommes photo shoot of course. Normally this above pic would be considered NSFW too by me, but her boobs look like pecs so your boss can’t tell it’s Kate. She’s a lady boy with a landing strip.

The shoot actually is very symbolic in the fashion world. It’s a big landmark, one of those things htat makes history/you feel older. The entire collection was taken by the same photographer who lanuched Kate’s career, Mario Sorrenti.

The spread, which was styled (if you can call it that) by Emanuelle Alt, comes 17 years after Sorrenti first photographed Moss for her career-launching and now-iconic ads for Calvin Klein’s Obsession.

Obsession? Did they just say Obsession? That was 17 years ago?

Now…even Alex who was born in 82 …officially feels old.

Kate Moss Pregnant?

Kate Moss has either consumed a kernel of corn, swallowed her bag of coke, or is filled with a growing fetus? I’m assuming if she is… the baby is already a smoker. Is Kate Moss pregnant? The British tabloids are a buzz with rumors of Kate being pregnant. Can you smoke a carton of ciggy’s in a day and have 1% body fat and be pregnant? I’m no doctor but I’m guessing no.


What Does Kate Moss’ Vagina Have To Do With Fashion?

Kate Moss wants our attention again, so she’s wearing a leather harness in her new fashion shoot and that’s about it. I swear I haven’t seen a vagina this close since freshman year in high school and now I feel like I know Kate so well I should tell people we’re dating. I’ve seen her boobs and vag in a harness! If that’s not intimacy I don’t know what is! No idea who makes the harness she’s wearing but you see all of Kate’s Moss and it’s emotionally jarring.

SEE THE HORRIFYING HORNY PICS IF YOU DARE – NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Kate Moss Engaged

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It was Kate Moss‘ 36th birthday the other day and it seems that her boyfriend of two years, Jamie Hince proposed… and she said yes. Then, I imagine, they did cocaine rails all night long. The Euro-couple have been living together for some time now. He recently took her on vacation for her birthday and then popped the question. Here is the story:

So far, her love life has brought her mostly heartache and headlines. But Kate Moss may finally be heading for domestic bliss after her boyfriend, Kills guitarist Jamie Hince, proposed.

Hince, 40, flew out to meet Miss Moss last week while she was working in Mustique and proposed on Saturday, her 36th birthday, using a diamond ring chosen with the help of her boss and friend, Topshop tycoon Philip Green.

The couple have had a fiery romance since meeting in September 2007, just three months after Miss Moss finished a turbulent two-year relationship with Pete Doherty. They were introduced by mutual friend Sadie Frost backstage at a Kills gig.

Today, the couple flew back to London and seemed very loved up as they kissed while they waited for their luggage before grabbing a coffee and heading to their car.

A friend said of the proposal: ‘Kate was stunned, Jamie called her up and told her not to come home. He said he was flying out to Mustique. He had carefully picked a ring and chose her birthday to propose. It was the first time they had been alone together in quite a while and it was extremely emotional. Kate and Jamie are in a very good place, they already live together and this is the next step to settling down for good.’

Despite a string of rows, friends say that Hince has been a stabilizing influence for Miss Moss. He is said to get on well with Lila Grace, her eight-year-old daughter by ex-boyfriend Jefferson Hack.

The big love of Miss Moss’s life is still said to be actor Johnny Depp, with whom she split in 1998 following a four-year romance.

Depp, who has two children with partner Vanessa Paradis, is later alleged to have said: ‘I don’t think I was very good for her. So what we did was right – we walked away from each other.’

I give them 5 years. In model years that’s like 20.

Kate Moss: ‘Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels’

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… Not Even A Tasty Toe Held Cigarette.

Nearly every day I find another reason to love the supermodel who could hide behind the straw that she uses to snort cocaine with, Kate Moss. She’s fabulous. A lovely role model for our zoftig fast food over-consuming teens. Clearly copious cocaine use is the way to success and glamour. Here is the motto she tries to live by that she reported to WWD to all the blossoming teen girls that aspire to be as hungry as she is:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. There are loads of mottos. There’s, ‘Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels’. That’s one of them. You try and remember, but it never works…”

You are so right Kate. I am on my way to throw up that cracker I let myself eat today. Normal girls are so fat.