Katherine Heigl Goes Grandma Burnette & Less Likable At Killers Premiere

Love me, love me, say that you love me. – The Cardigans

Katherine walked the carpet in an ensemble only Hannah Montana could pull off.

Why you ask? Angry, chain smoking, over bleached teeth having, Katherine Hiegle, is dressing FAR FAR FAR too young for her age and like her career it is laughable. Lets break it down…America has a definite general distain for her. After her bitchy exit from Grey’s, she’s been forced to back pedal for the last two years, begging for our forgiveness. Going so far as making romatic comedies (that totes flop) to get us to like her again. Even worse… suddenly coloring her hair a very unthreatening Tootsie Roll brown and dressing like a Bratz Doll meets Gossip Girl. Who does she think she is? Leighton Meester

They look like they're practicing for the movie screening because they're fake laughing all over on the carpet.

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Katherine Heigl Goes Brunette

Did chain smoker, Katherine Heigl cover up all her bleached blonde with a $500 dye job for an upcoming roll? I doubt it, she seems to be booking less and less gigs these days. The new brunette isn’t slated to be back on Grey’s Anatomy any time in the near future so perhaps she is changing up her look in hopes of new scripts… It’s back to the casting couch for Katherine. Oh but before you go honey, put some Georgia Peach Powder blush on those cheeks! You need to brighten it up. Notice how you look better below…with blush on.

Here is an older shot of her as a brunette vixen for some magazine spread:

I’ve always wanted to be a brunette because in a town of blondes, it makes me look more exotic – but my producers won’t let me do it!’

Well since she is fired and has no producers… I guess that’s not an issue any longer. Nice how that worked out for her. Careful what you ask for girl.

Katherine Heigl & T.R. Knight Checking Out Of Grey’s Anatomy

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A: Gossip interlude in between classes! Shake up on the Grey’s Anatomy set that even a blind person could see coming!

L: Gasp!

A: Co-star James Pickens Jr. leaked it!

“Yes, she is,” Pickens told Us Weekly when asked if Heigl is leaving the ABC hospital drama. “Wherever Katherine goes, I wish her nothing but the best.He’s going too,” Pickens said. “He just wanted to pursue other career paths.

A: He also said the same about T.R. Knight who is also leaving the show.

L: Gays and their girlfriend’s stick together like lube on your keyboard!

Drunk Munchies With Katherine Higel

Katherine Hiegl, our favorite chain smoker in public, celebrated her birthday with a 1920′s themed bash, but the star’s glamour soon turned to gluttony as she wolfed down a late night Big Mac to curb the booze sloshing around inside her silk gown.

Don’t get secret sauce on that dress Katy, eat over your box….we meant your Big Mac box.

Katherine turned the big 3-0 and her biological clock is ticking, our sources say she’s looking to adopt and has been approved.

‘They’ve filled out the paperwork and have been approved and now it’s just a matter of waiting, they’ve been planning this for a long time.

‘It’s always been her dream to adopt.’

Katherine Higel Loves To Smoke Like A Chimney

Wow, she looks so cool! We want to try!

Are people afraid of Katherine Higel’s wrath because we kind of are? We’d say that she needs to cut back here and that this girl smokes like a tranny turning tricks on Santa Monica Blvd., BUT we’re afraid she might come over and dump her ashtrays on us.

Images Via: Gossip Girls

Katherine Heigl Doesn’t Want To Be Julia Roberts

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“I can’t help but feel that’s (the comparison) is a little insulting to Julia Roberts. There’s not another woman who I look at and think, ‘That’s it, that’s whose career I want to have.’ “I’m just me and trying to do the best I can in every decision in any given moment”.

We totally agree, but we wouldn’t be surprised if Julia passed on 27 Dresses before they offered it to Kat.

AAAAAHHH! Stars Without Stylist


OMG! She looks like she got KNOCKED UP with an ugly stick.

Katherine Heigl ‘s “Knocked Up” Premeire


Katherine Heigl may just be the new queen of romantic comedies. That’s what the reviews are saying after the premiere of her new movie “Knocked Up”, which had us laughing hysterically in our seats.

She may seem like an overnight success but this stunning actress has been at it for years, and just recently got out of doing low rent indie films when she landed the role of Izzie on “Grey’s Anatomy”.

The premiere was packed with her co-stars from the show, Sara Ramirez and newly engaged Kate Walsh, as well as good pal Ryan Seacrest.