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BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP! GAYDAR ON OVERLAOD! SYSTEM CRITICAL!
We thought this short interview would be hilarious but David’s a BORE SNORE!
Hey Kathy, why don’t you ask David Archuletta what he thinks about his gays fans and prop 8 instead of asking him to sing?
David sums it up at the end when he says, “I’m pretty bland.”
This guy won’t last past 2009.
Kathy Griffin is using those two heavy Emmy’s as weight with Bravo for a raise, and if she doesn’t get it she’ll take her D-list elsewhere!
“You’d think that having won a second freakin’ Emmy would entitle me to a few more bucks. … Hey, I’m just looking for tens more dollars from Bravo,” Kathy told the Chicago Sun-Times. “I am talking to another [broadcast] network and a cable network, so we’ll see.”
However, the paper reports that Kathy “does hope to resign with Bravo.”
Hint hint!
Plants those seeds of network anxiety!
Let’s just say Kathy Griffin is officially a theatrical gay man trapped in a woman’s body.
In one episode of My Life On The D List, Kathy begged Rosie O’Donnel at her home in Florida to introduce her to the one, the only, Cher. We all gasped at home, but Rosie shrugged it off like Cher was the mailman because she’s know Cher for years.
“I was shaking! She (Cher) was delightful and what a great ass she has! It was a real girls’ weekend in Vegas.I am always star-struck — especially in the presence of an icon like Cher who just happens to be very friendly and fun!“I think I made Cher laugh a couple of times. Maybe someday she’ll come see me [perform in Las Vegas] at Mandalay Bay. A girl can dream, can’t she?” says Kathy. -In Touch
The trade off?
Steve Wozniak, Apple Computers co-founder and Kathy’s ex boyfriend she never slept with, whatever they were, agreed to take Rosie to the prestigious TED conference in February 2009.
Our dream is to go to Kathy Griffin’s annual Christmas party with Cher. HINT! HINT!
More inside In Touch this week.
Kathy Griffin called it quits with billionaire Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, but it sounds more like she got dumped to us!
“He is an awesome guy, but I have to say he is in the friends category now,” Griffin, 47, told Usmagazine.com at the GLAAD Awards in L.A. Saturday.
“As a matter of fact,” she added, “I got an email last week from him, and he is going to marry someone else… I think he might be married. I don’t really know that for sure, though.”
Call your gays, Kathy, they’ll take you to a boo hoo brunch.
A source and good friend of ours attended a night with Kathy Griffinat the Screen Actor’s Guild where she spoke candidly for an hour about her career.
The most interesting story he came back with had to be that Kathy got her big break through an appearance on Seinfeld.
What happened was in the 90′s she was no one and got a small part on Seinfeld as a bad comedian. Well, she did the show, and afterwards she went up to him and asked for an autograph, but par for the course, he was very cold and rude to her …SURPRISE Jerry Seinfeld’s an asshole right?
So then she told the story during her stand up and Jerry heard about it, so he wrote her a letter basically saying “You’re a bitch but you’re on to something, and a great story teller.” so she took that cue and made a whole career out of it.
It’s crazy how Hollywood works isn’t it? It surprises us everyday.
Other good stories were:
- Her and Brooke Shields don’t talk anymore because she made fun of her and Kathy doesn’t care.
- She hates filming her show but loves to see herself on TV
We’re still waiting for our interview Kathy! ( Tapping foot)
We ran into every power gay we knew at the Kathy Griffin show, and although one of our friends who will remain nameless, got a little too saucy for even ghetto Universal City, we still managed to have a great time.
Watch this video and see GAY PRIDE THE SEQUEL!
You can even watch a terrible bootlegged stand up here.
We still are pissed at Kathy because she was “too busy” to give us an interview even when we already had heard some of the jokes in her stand up Friday night in Universal City. But we’re willing to forgive you KATHY if you set up our interview with Adam Carolla.
Don’t make us come knock on your door, because we can sleep with a few gays in town and find out REAL QUICK!
Kathy is “too busy” to give us and Adam Carolla an interview but she’ll proclaim her love for Anderson Cooper!
I bet he’s not bringing a whole row of fans to her comedy show tonight in Universal City.
So as payback we’re going to wait by the back stage door until she comes out, and we’re bringing some real crazy gays.
KATHY GETS FINGERED BY WHITNEY HOUSTON
We can’t wait to see THE Kathy Griffin live and crude in person!
We are also trying to get her to give us an interview for The Adam Carolla Show and the blog.
Story developing but get your tickets BITCHES, and bring a change of underwear.
