Katie Holmes for Marie Claire

So at this point I think it’s fare to say that Katie Holmes is only famous because she is married to the uber crazy Scientologist, Tom Cruise.Yes? Here she is with her razor sharp jawline, under the Scientology mind control, for the cover of Marie Claire October issue.

Life as Mrs. Tom Cruise?
“It’s really exciting. Tom’s as big at home as he is on the movie screen. He’s so passionate about everything, whatever he’s doing. When he’s being a dad, he’s right there; he’s giving it his all. It’s inspiring and it’s fun. It’s an amazing life, but we always remind ourselves of how incredibly lucky we are.”

Date-nights:
They visit each other on set when they can — Holmes is currently working in Toronto — and they do manage to have date nights, usually screening a current movie in their Beverly Hills home, followed by “probably a two-hour discussion about what we thought.” They also play a lot of Scrabble. Holmes, always the straight-A student, is a formidable opponent. “But Tom’s really good at it,” she admits. “It’s all strategy. I think when I’m back in Toronto, I’m going to bring my dictionary and study.”

Do they want more kids?
“Maybe in a couple of years, but right now I want to make sure I’m really there for Suri. I’m the youngest in my family — my closest sister is five years older than me, and the next one is nine years ahead of me, so I was a bit of an only child, and I liked it! I liked having all of my mom’s attention, and sometimes I think I still do.”

Katie Holmes & Anna Paquin On Set

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Katie Holmes and Anna Paquin seem to be looking for something… I think they are looking for Katie’s ass. What happened to it? It’s totes missing.

The blonde and the beard were spotted hanging out on set of their romantic, indie flick, comedy, ‘The Romantics’ today filming on a vineyard in Southold, NY. The story revolves around a bunch of old girlfriends reuniting for one of their weddings… Katie Holmes is the maid of honor to the bride, Anna Paquin, who has also has totes hooked up with the groom in the past. The groom is played by Josh Duhamel… blah, blah, I’m bored already.

Game Time: Peek-A-Boo Boobies

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Click On The Photo To Reveal The Peek-A-Boo Boobies.

Fashion is so confusing. The sad think about this outfit is that it probably cost thousands of dollars and it still doesn’t cover her chest lady mounds. She spent all this money and she still is partially naked. Isn’t the most basic function of clothing to hide your nudity? So is this a failure?

Click HERE to see the peek-a-boo boobies. Don’t even try to pretend that you don’t want to see. You like boobs and there is no shame in that.

Katie Holmes Is A Beard With A Weave

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L: Damn, look who got her hairs did. Katie Holmes is looking very mane and tail for the red carpet in Japan at the Tokyo premiere of her hubbies film Valkyrie. I’ve never seen a beard with a weave.

A: She was tired of having to look like a boy for Tom. Suri was getting confused and calling them both daddy.

L: It’s working for me!

A: Katie as a girl never stopped working for me, but I’ve seen hotter boys! Speaking of, it looks like Tom here is starting to show his age.

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Katie Herpes Holmes?

One downfall of being a celebrity married to Tom Cruise: you can’t hide your herpes outbreak. See we may not be as rich as Katie Holmes but at least we don’t have herpes (allegedly).

Katie Holmes was spotted in NYC yesterday sporting a gift from Christmas past in the corner of her mouth. Yes it could be a cold sore but Abreva won’t fix that monster.


Don’t make mommy laugh Suri, it cracks her sore open.

Via: The Blemish

Katie Holmes Guest Spot On Eli Stone

Tom Cruise may find Katie Holmes being sexy scary, but Eli Stone wants all her jazz.

These photos were leaked from the Eli Stone set where Katie will channel her inner diva for a Chicago like scene.

Jazz hands!

Tim Gunn Vs. Katie Holmes: Make It Work

Oh no! Tim Gunn, normally the free-spirited fashionista with the sweetest disposition has had to put put the hammer down for one style slipping star, Katie Holmes.

Here is what Mr. Gunn has to say in regards to Katie Holmes new homely style:

I have to say, Katie Holmes has become so much more sophisticated in so many ways, but I think shes in a dip right now. I cant explain it.

It’s like Scientology Tim, there is no explanation. Oh… and just for the record: we don’t think she looks so bad. That look is very hot in the UK… think Agnes Dean.

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Katie Holmes Cuts Her Hair – Again

Wowsies! This is very much a fashion statement or… freakish and strange cult like behavior.

Katie Holmes was snapped here on her way to or from her rehearsals in New York for her Broadway show All My Sons.

The hair looks pretty hot. Sorta sexy. The scarf works. Glasses are yummy. She looks a bit like a UK rocker party chick? Wait a second! What is up with the jeans? Are they tight-rolled?

Work it out girl! You look fabulous. Work!