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Britney Spears’ former back up dancer and former husband, Kevin Federline is back to his big ol’ fat, Fresno, self again. That’s actually sorta sad… not Lohan sad… but still, sad. It’s a shame to see K-Feed has gone back to his pre Celebrity Fit Club figure. Here he is photographed renting something from Blockbuster… likely a video game that he can play while he dines on Twinkies and Cheetos while chugging cases of Mountain Dew.
He must have some serious stretch marks at this point.
L: Holy sausages for breakfast! K-Fed seems to be getting comfortable with his new girlfriend… not food.
A: Maybe this is all part of K Fed’s larger plan to get fat and then lose weight with an ass kicking fitness DVD called K Fed’s Freestyle Fitness.
L: Like he’s that smart.
A: K FOOD’s all smiles because the kids are on tour with Britney and now he can focus on becoming the next Biggie. We don’t have any fat white rappers.
People in Hollywood describe agents as “fat cats” ( not our agent), you know people that just sit around, collect money, and get fat.
Kevin Federline has turned into just that, and we can even see the details of his arm tattoos as they stretch and expand.
At the age of 30 he looks like he’s silently lobbying for the next season of Celebrity Fit Club on VH1!
Kevin’s so heavy that girlfriend, Victoria Prince, can only ride on top now.
Alli Sims, Britney’s assistant that was fired back in January 08, is talking to anyone who’ll listen. She cares about Brit y’all, her parents are the enemy!
“How can they say Britney is sick and then shove her out on the road, with all that pressure?” she said.
“They claim she is unable to care for herself, but then they’re pushing her to go back to work,” the 27-year-old adds. “This isn’t part of her therapy. It’s a world tour. …It means she won’t be able to see her children. And that will be heartbreaking for Britney.”-SOURCE
Even though Kevin Federline says he’s rooting for his ex wife he does bring up the infamous stretcher night when Britney was rushed to the hospital in the new People Magazine. How could he not? They gave him the cover! Hello!
“That whole night is a blur,” he said. “You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her ’cause I care about her.”
Everyone’s got something to say but no one will explain what meds she was on, will they?
CATCH US THIS MONDAY ON TV GUIDE TALKING BRITNEY AT 8PM
K Fed has a HUGE star studded birthday bash at Pure Nightclub! All the big ones were there, including his hot ex Shar Jackson, and the Pussycat Dolls!
It’s rumored he got $100-300,000 but it’s a fact that he got too wasted.
Kevin had one too many and got on the mic and started to cuss the crowd out.
Whoa there Kevin, it’s not a field party in Fresno.
….grabbed the mic and addressed the crowd, crudely telling them to take “s—ts in the bathroom of the club.
The DJ tried to take the microphone back after about three minutes, but he just kept going,” a witness tells Us. “It didn’t make any sense what he was saying. He was just blabbing on.-US
Well, it could’ve been worse. He could’ve performed “Gimme More” in a sequin bikini.
K Fed had no idea why he was at NYC Fashion week, and honestly neither did any of the designers.
Even though Marc Jacobs would totally do it with him if he were gay, because he’s soooo Marc’s type.
White, tattoos, meth addict sunken cheek bones, and no direction in life except living off other people’s money.
What!? K-Fed, you are no author!
But we’ll totally read a tell all, even if it is filled with raps/poems about the heartache of your divorce drama.
We imagine it goes something like this:
-I feel bad inside
-There’s no place for my kids to hide
-When they follow her around
-Taking photos all over town
Right?
“He’s been writing things down for a long time about his tempestuous time with Britney. He’ll earn a fortune with this. Kevin feels that Britney suffers from a form of schizoid or multiple personality disorder. Britney invited Kevin back to her bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel. He says they had unprotected sex their first night together.”
“It always made Kevin insecure. He wondered if Britney preferred women over men. He says that Britney wanted him to participate with her in threesomes and he never would. Kevin says that she always wanted to get high and drunk.”
“Britney knows Kevin kept some tapes, and she’s begged him many times to destroy them. “Some show her in violent fits of rage. She got so out of control, she would hit him. There are so many dark moments.”
According to a close source:
When all is said and done, with advance serialization and international rights and movie rights he could get $10 million, if not more.
Eeewww. OK the homo-hawk haircut is sooooooo over, even he should know that. K Fed rang in the New year looking like the teenage dinosaur, Robbie, from that TV series “Dinosaurs”.
Time to spend some of that child support and fly to Europe to find a new trendy haircut.
