Kim Kardashian Breaks Up With Gabriel Aubry for New Man

Will Kim Kardashian be the Jennifer Anniston of the socialite sect? Will the ample bootied Armenian ever marry? Poor little rich girl has just ended yet another relationship, this time with her new boyfriend, model Gabriel Aubry. I actually never really thought they looked that good together, maybe it was just me. She so needs to find her a nice NBA’er and pump some little press producing kiddies.

“Kim feels like Gabriel was just using her for her fame. Plus, Gabriel, 34, is older than Kim is looking for. So she’s decided to stop seeing him.

Kim’s not wasting any time on regrets. She has already started dating Kris Humphries, a 25-year-old basketball player for the New Jersey Nets.

Kim likes him much more than Gabriel. He’s normal, so much fun and cute. He’s perfect for what Kim wants right now, which is some fun dates and some fun times. And of course he’s an athlete, continuing Kim’s pattern of falling for jocks.”

Say hello to Kim’s new muscular man, Kris Humphries. He is a total upgrade.

Orange You Glad You’re A Kardashian In NYC?

What color is new daddy Scott? Burnt Sienna?

Khloe & Kourtney’s show is moving to NYC for it’s next season, but not leaving their Cali tans at home! Since the family is used to standing out – Scott, Kim, and Kourtney all decided to go for the Oompa Loompa shade of spray tan +makeup. This way the Bunim & Murray cameras can always find them in the sea of pale New Yorkers.

“Mason, Kim, Scott [Disick] and I arrived in NYC,” Kourtney confirmed on her blog today. “So excited for some fall in the Big Apple. No better place…Are you ready, NYC?”

Kim stepped out of their black town car in a (fake?) fur and her new Hermes Birkin Bag, looking f’ing AMAZ!

“Fireworks over the Brooklyn Bridge. Welcome to NYC, bayba baaaybay!” Kim tweeted upon her arrival.

The latest installment in the ever-watchable family’s reality chronicle, Kourtney and Kim Take New York, will debut on E! in January 2011.

More Kardashian Overexposure: Overpriced Famous Cupcakes”

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You know how the Kardashian family purchased a new house for their new season. What do you mean you don’t watch? Anyways, I think we’ve uncovered how they paid for it. They say God is always with you…well the Kardashian’s are always with me. Their faces are plastered on everything it’s inescapable. If fact, I can’t go to the grocery store down the street without running into their mass marketing.

Their first offense of overexposure came when Lynn discovered their low-budg commercial for Quick Trim, then there was the online teeth whitening system we saw yesterday, and now…. cupcakes. Famous Cupcakes has always been a friend of Kim’s but when we picked up the box of twelve at our local Gelson’s, the $10 price ($8.79 on sale) caused a gay gasp.

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I’m confused ….does Kim want me to buy her Workout DVD, before or after I eat the cupcakes? Do I brush my teeth with the whitening system before I start my Quick Trim diet or after I put on her perfume!?

Look, I admire Momager Kris’ ability to attach her little Armenian girls to all of America’s random products, but I see the Kardashians more than I see my BFF’s and family.

They are my family now.

Celebrity Sell Outs: Kardashian Teeth Whitening

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Some of you Rag Maggers emailed warnings to us but we wouldn’t listen until now…

WE DIE over the Kardashian Teeth Whitening System available at all fine local stores. We knew these girls were cashing in, but after yesterday’s Quick Trim Diet discover, where the girls were basically selling their vaginas, teeth whitening is too much. We feel faint from the force feeding. We’re wondering if Momager Kris isn’t using DISCRETION.

Danger! Danger, Kardashian! (Arms flailing)

Khloe Kardashian’s A Celebrity Apprentice

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We’ve hung out with our girl Khloe Kardashian on many occasions, and we can tell you she’s a kick ass business woman on the new season of Celebrity Apprentice. Let us tell you a little story…

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Once we took her to the GBK Gifting suite downtown and you know at gifitng suites you’re suppose to prentend that you care about the vendors. You can’t get the free stuff without sitting there through the vendors monolgue on the product. So Khloe and Lynn start drinking and getting saucy, Lynn’s trying to get a Vudu from this woman and Khloe cuts her off and yells,

“Who cares what it does just take the f’ing thing and lets keep going!”

That moment sums up why we looove Khloe and also why she’ll be a great business woman. She doesn’t waste time, she shows her authority, and she spares no ones feelings.

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NBC won’t confirm anything, but Kardashian, 23, is a go for the new season, sources say.
Joan and Melissa Rivers are also expected to compete on next season’s “Celebrity Apprentice.”
Flamboyant ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman, Tony Danza and Petra Nemcova have been floated as possible contestants.-NYP

We can’t wait, she’s going to mop the floor with those other celebrities.

Khloe Kardashian Turns Herself In – Mugshot Gets A B+

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Khloe knows her strengths by tilting her head down and going heavy with the blush and eyeliner (the lighting for the mugshots are hardly flattering), our girl looks great! Take notes people!

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Call us when you get out, we so want to come celebrate your freedom. Kisses.

Khloe Kardashian’s New Body

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We totes love Khloe K to death and we’re happy to see she’s getting healthy with the help of her sisters.

“After a breakup in the middle of April, I decided to change my diet. I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!” “I’m much taller than my sisters,” says Khloe. “They’re proportioned, but people don’t realize they’re petite.” By May 17, she had slimmed down for Casino Night at the Playboy Mansion. “I’ll never be scary-skinny,” she says. “At my biggest, I’m still happy with who I am,”

You go Kloe!

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