A: We can all sit here and blog our frustrations over Rihanna staying with Chris Brown, but Keira Knightly and her Pride & Prejudice Director, Joe Wright, are teaming up to send a message to young women everywhere. The violence in the is ad so extreme you fear a twig like Keira might snap.

I wanted to take part in this advert for Women’s Aid because while domestic violence exists in every section of society we rarely hear about it,” said Knightley. “Domestic violence affects one in four women at some point in their lifetime and kills two women every week.”

Powerful.

Unlike most parents that just tell their kids they were a mistake, Keira Kingihtley’s mother, Sharman Macdonald, wanted another child but her husband was against it. So she made him a bet with him, and if she won she’d have another child.

“The reason I was born was because they had one child but my mum wanted another baby and they did not have very much money.

“My dad said to her ‘Alright, if you sell a script we can have a baby.’ So I was actually born out of a bet because she did manage to sell the script. And here I am.”

Well the bet paid off and if you ever have to split the winnings we hear Keira breaks apart easily.

Just kidding we love her figure, we’re just jealous!

Run out and buy the new issue of Vogue for this visionary fashion layout, as Kiera travels the yellow brick road in search of that extra 10lbs she lost.

Is that Miss J?

Keira at the London premiere of her new film The Edge Of Love.

That’s right, Keira brushed against us on the red carpet and her collar bone slashed a deep cut on through our shoulders.

Besides the fact that we can see her food digesting, she’s PERFECTION!

You could hang a dead corpse on her shoulders and she’d look amazing.

Kiera can wear a picnic blanket and still look amazing!

We are so jealous and happy for her…..but more jealous.

What a fatty! Look at that! Go home heffer!

‘I’ve got a lot of experience with anorexia – my grandmother and great-grandmother suffered from it, and I had a lot of friends at school who suffered from it, so I know it’s not something to be taken lightly and I don’t.

‘But I don’t have it, I am very sure of that.’

Wait, so you’re saying your entire family has suffered from it but not Kiera?

Red flag!