Will Kim Kardashian be the Jennifer Anniston of the socialite sect? Will the ample bootied Armenian ever marry? Poor little rich girl has just ended yet another relationship, this time with her new boyfriend, model Gabriel Aubry. I actually never really thought they looked that good together, maybe it was just me. She so needs to find her a nice NBA’er and pump some little press producing kiddies.

“Kim feels like Gabriel was just using her for her fame. Plus, Gabriel, 34, is older than Kim is looking for. So she’s decided to stop seeing him.

Kim’s not wasting any time on regrets. She has already started dating Kris Humphries, a 25-year-old basketball player for the New Jersey Nets.

Kim likes him much more than Gabriel. He’s normal, so much fun and cute. He’s perfect for what Kim wants right now, which is some fun dates and some fun times. And of course he’s an athlete, continuing Kim’s pattern of falling for jocks.”

Say hello to Kim’s new muscular man, Kris Humphries. He is a total upgrade.

What color is new daddy Scott? Burnt Sienna?

Khloe & Kourtney’s show is moving to NYC for it’s next season, but not leaving their Cali tans at home! Since the family is used to standing out – Scott, Kim, and Kourtney all decided to go for the Oompa Loompa shade of spray tan +makeup. This way the Bunim & Murray cameras can always find them in the sea of pale New Yorkers.

“Mason, Kim, Scott [Disick] and I arrived in NYC,” Kourtney confirmed on her blog today. “So excited for some fall in the Big Apple. No better place…Are you ready, NYC?”

Kim stepped out of their black town car in a (fake?) fur and her new Hermes Birkin Bag, looking f’ing AMAZ!

“Fireworks over the Brooklyn Bridge. Welcome to NYC, bayba baaaybay!” Kim tweeted upon her arrival.

The latest installment in the ever-watchable family’s reality chronicle, Kourtney and Kim Take New York, will debut on E! in January 2011.