Arriving in a space ship, much like I often do, and wearing a comparatively understated ensembleLady Gaga put on her very best Madonna ponytail and whipped her hair back and forth like Willow Smith and sang a gay anthem like the Donna Summer last night at the Grammy’s. You can’t help but love it at least just a little… I know my neck is still aching.

Just in case you were wondering how Gaga arrived to the Grammy red carpet… in a space egg… duh.

Yes people, she is in that egg. Inside the egg, as in… inside it.

The eccentric Lady Gaga is gracing the cover of a magazine that fashionistas like herself hold in high regard. Check out this blurry sneak peek at the cover that Gaga did for the upcoming Vogue magazine. She Tweeted this out via her Twitter. I guess she looks cool?

They used to call me rabbit teeth in school, and now I’m a real live VOGUE BEAUTY QUEEN!

In a likely attempt to muffle the smelly semen and blood story… Lady Gaga has just released the lyrics for her new song, “Born This Way” via her Twitter account. The track is set to be officially dropped on February 13 followed on May 23rd with her much anticipated forthcoming album. She sent this out along with the lyrics…

“Are you ready for the full lyrics?! Can we trend #bornthiswaylyrics!? It has been in my heart for over a year. I’m so excited to share it. Here you Monsters, this one’s for you!”

Intro:
It doesn’t matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M
Just put your paws up
’cause you were Born This Way, Baby

Verse:
My mama told me when i was young
We are all born superstars
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
in the glass of her boudoir

There’s nothing wrong with loving who you are
she said, cause he made you perfect, babe
So hold your head up girl and you’ll go far
listen to me when I say

Chorus:
I’m beautiful in my way
’cause god makes no mistakes
I’m on the right track baby
I was born this way

Don’t hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you’re set
I’m on the right track baby
I was born this way

Post-Chorus:
ooo there ain’t no other way
baby I was born this way
baby I was born this way
ooo there ain’t no other way
baby I was born
I’m on the right track baby
I was born this way

Don’t be a drag – just be a queen
Don’t be a drag – just be a queen
Don’t be a drag – just be a queen
Don’t be!

Verse:
Give yourself prudence
and love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice your truth

In the religion of the insecure
I must be myself, respect my youth

A different lover is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M (hey hey hey)
I love my life I love this record and
Mi Amore Vole Fe Yah (love needs faith)

Repeat chorus + Post-chorus

Bridge:
Don’t be a drag, just be a queen
Whether you’re broke or evergreen
You’re black, white, beige, chola descent
You’re lebanese, you’re orient
Whether life’s disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
‘Cause baby you were born this way

No matter gay, straight, or bi,
Lesbian, transgendered life
I’m on the right track baby
I was born to survive
No matter black, white or beige
Chola or orient made
I’m on the right track baby
I was born to be brave

Repeat Chorus

Outro/Refrain:

I was born this way hey!
I was born this way hey!
I’m on the right track baby
I was born this way hey!

Just when we thought Lady was lookin good….Gaga channeled her inner Snookie while stepping out in NYC. That’s one scary monster.

Already the most popular singer on the internet, including having the most Twitter and Facebook friends, the most searched on Google… this weekend Lady Gaga continues to break records by hitting the one-billion mark on YouTube! Here is what she Twittered:

You go Gaga!