Isn’t a gay guy on Dancing With The Stars just as unfair as Kristi Yamaguchi?

Our sources are whispering that Lance Bass has signed up to shake his booty on the next season on dancing, which would be a perfect fit for Lance right now. Remember when his boyfriend Joey Fatone was on the show Lance was in the audience every night, beaming from his seat, unlike Joey’s wife.

Now that he’s come out, and gone through his newbie gay sleep around phase, Lance can remind us all why we loved him in the first place.

The “Bye Bye Bye” dance!

Go Lance! Date the world!

His new boy looks better here…with his mouth closed.

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Thanks to one of our fav websites Dlisted ,we always get to see who Lance is sleeping with. Here’s the latest fling and Lance leaving Foxtail in Hollywood last night.

Ok let’s just break it down for you guys.

Lance Bass is a “newbie gay” and “newbie gays”can’t help but hook up with every guy they see. It’s like their eyes are finally open to all the tantalizing prospects, and all gay men go through this whore phase. All of them.

So can you blame Lance for just being what he is…..a newbie?

Sources tell Star

Furious Ben stayed in New York because during a brief mini vacation to Miami Beach, Lance locked lips with another guy at a bar — right in front of Ben!

But friends predict the men will kiss and make up. “Lance has been phoning Ben a lot, hoping that he will forgive him,” says a source.

Lance Bass may have found more than bright lights in the big city of Manhattan because he has given his Brazilian model-beau, Pedro Andrade, the bedazzled BOOT!

Just a month after Bass gushed to People about his “great” and “amazing” fledgling flame, the Village Voice reports he’s given Andrade the heave-ho.-MSN.com

This may surprise some, but not us, because Lance is a newbie gay and you go through a…. well how do we put this ……whore period when you first come out. It’s like you’re fresh meat in a freezer case filled with cuts beyond their expiration date! Not that Lance is a whore it’s just what we call it in the gay world, and we ALL did it (many times) when we came out.

And can you blame Lance? He’s cheated on by his first guy, and wants to play the field, because there’s so many hotties after his (reportedly) hefty family jewels.

It was only a matter of time before Lance Bass was called home to the bright lights of Broadway, and he’s in NYC right now finalizing his deal.

Lance has been cast in the role of the Dick Clark-inspired Corny Collins, in the musical Hairspray and will start his Broadway run in late July.

He also has a Tell-All autobiography coming out about his life in a boy band and coming out.

The best thing about Lance is that you saw once he came out he really became happy and started living his life for himself. He even survived being cheated on in the public eye by that slut Reichen, and came out with his head held high.

He has a long gay life ahead of him, and we can’t wait to see him grow.

GO TEAM LANCE!

Lance is making new friends all over the country because of his new found solo fame.

The NY Daily News is reporting, recent visitors to his home in West Chester, Pa., were surprised to see Bam has a mural of the singer and frustrated space pioneer on his garage.

“There’s a big portrait of Lance in an astronaut uniform, smiling broadly and holding his helmet proudly,” says an insider. “In the background is a NASA shuttle ascending to space on a giant rainbow.”

Margera confirmed it was Bass to friends, saying: “Hell yeah! The guy from ‘N Sync who wanted to go to outer space, but never made it and was all gay and s-!”