Lauren Conrad & Heidi REUNION? Yes”

The war in Iraq still rages on but the war here at home between Heidi and Lauren from The Hills is officially over. The two made up during the post party for Lauren Conrad’s fashion line at STK last night here in West Hollywood.

“Yes, it’s true. Heidi was at STK. She came in to the after party to congratulate me on the show,” Conrad tells Usmagazine.com. “It was nice of her. I appreciated it.”

All that hate gone with an apology and a hug?

Not everyone is happy though.

Lauren Conrad was so excited to debut her new line of clothing for all the critics at LA Fashion week, unfortunately Smashbox Studios overbooked as per usual, and now some publications are pissed!

Had it not been for the stampede at the check-in desk, the crush of people with valid tickets to the show being turned away at the last minute. Had it not been for her publicity people, Red Light PR, stupidly overbooking the tiny venue. Had it not been for security letting in everyone who claimed to have once had a cocktail with Lauren at Le Deux. Had it not been for the fire marshall declaring absolutely, positively no more humans are fitting into the space (giving whole new meaning to the name Smashbox), and turning away press, LC’s close personal friends, and sponsors–you know, the people who give her money–alike. You might have read a review of her clothes right here.-LA Weekly

Read more about the launch….

Lauren Conrad Gets A 3 Book Deal – Authors Kill Themselves

HelloLauren it’s sooo good to see yooooooou! I hate Heidi!

Here’s your book deal.

We imagine that’s how the meeting went.

Publisher HarperCollins has signed up LC for a three-book fiction series for young adults, based on her jump from regular teenager to reality-TV darling. But Lauren says it’s not going to be a straight account of her friends and foes on The Hills. “I’m not trying to do a fictional story based on all my friends in my real life because their stories aren’t really mine to tell,” she says. -In Touch

Heidi & Spencer are somewhere fuming, and Lauren’s loving it.

Lauren’s At The Top Of Her Game On TV Guide

What is that brown thing Lauren Conrad’s holding, and why are they wearing black blush?

Are they suppose to be cheerleaders? We’re confused…seriously. Audrina’s a crazed fan of something, and Lo looks like one of those trampoline girls from The Man Show.

Regardless, we love that LC got another cover to frame on her wall of accomplishments. By our count that makes eleven covers for LC, and four for Heidi.

Team LC!

The Hills: Paychecks Revealed”

This posh and apathetic crew is spending your sad monthly salary on VIP tables and bottle service at CoCo De Ville.

Meanwhile, you went to college and you are still eating Ramen and smoking generic cigarette butts out of your Coors Light ashtray that you stole from Barney’s Beanery.

Here is what you will never make for a couple days work …unless you are Amy Winehouse’s pusher.

Lauren Conrad: $75,000 per episode – She deserves at least $100,000! It’s season 4!

Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode – Yet she still can’t afford a good record producer.

Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode – It all makes sense! This is why he stays with Heidi!

Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode – Well she does have rowdy scary punk friends.

Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode – Our favorite who has a possible spin off series in the works.

Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode – He’s worth every penny.

Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode – LC’s new friend.

Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode – Well she’s a traitor to LC so that’s what she gets!

Okay girls, remember when we partied in Vegas (we barely remember being there) and we told you The Hills needed some gays? Besides Lauren’s and Whitney’s cool-cat boss lady at People’s Revolution Pr… what a dreary little lesbian.

Lauren you said it was a good idea, and you Audrina… you loved it.

What’s Different About The Hills 4th Season?

OMG we totes watched The Hills recap on Saturday night instead of watching the Olympics, and we can’t wait for the new season now that we’re all caught up. Hey MTV what’s in store for viewers?

“Lauren, Audrina, Heidi and Whitney are forced to make big decisions that will set the course for the rest of their lives with 20 new episodes.”

Wait…what? Isn’t that the synopsis for EVERY OTHER season? How are they going to fill 20 episodes?

Heidi’s sister moves in with her and Spencer, there’s Brody drama, Audrina and Lauren talk and cry, and there’s other assorted drama.

(Crickets, crickets)

No wonder everyone’s coming out with their own fashion line.

The Hills premieres tonight at 10PM on MTV.

Lauren Conrad Gets The Cover Of EW

Take that Spiedi! LC’s on the cover..where are you? You know at some magazine stand in LA somewhere Heidi Montag is buying every copy and burning it while crying maniacally.

Just when you thought The Hills star Lauren Conrad couldn’t get any more famous, she gets the cover of Entertainment Weekly. The article promises us an intimate look behind the reality curtains of The Hills, and the producers even fess up to reshoots.

If we were Lauren, we’d start worrying about how we were going to top The Hills. How can she ever top this kind of fame or build on it? A movie?

Lauren, you are so hot. Meowwww!

LC & Audrina Do A Photo Booth Without Us

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Images: Popbytes

Those lucky bitches were at the DKNY Jeans Malibu Beach House along with Lindsay Lohan. Getting drunk and getting stupid in their Condom photo booth.

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Looks like Lindsay does this in the mirror A LOT! Want more?

Lauren Conrad’s Boob Slip

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Image Via: Faded Youth

Watch it Lauren, you’re Hills are almost showing.

Lauren was mobbed by photogs outside our friend L Girl’s club, Coco De Ville last night, but thank God for double sided tape!