“I think I’ll be the best Mayor…that I can be.”

Love you Levi, but if you’re going to RUN for Mayor of Wasilla you’re going to need some help surrounding yourself with “the right people’. When asked about his plans once elected mayor and the boy just smiled. Looking like an adorable Hummel Figurine with a head just as hollow. Look at his decision track record, he lost two wedding rings, and a grip of his Playgirl cash proposing to Bristol.

Luckily, Kimmel and his team came up with these snappy slogans for his campaign manager.

Levi For Mayor – I’ll Do The Job Naked

Vote For Me Or I’ll Date You Daughters

Wassup Wasilla?

It was the 2010 Teen Choice Awards last night at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City and lots of choice mancandy was on hand… Levi Johnston, Joshua Jackson, Cory Monteith, Chace Crawford, David Beckham, Zac Efron… were on the teen scene. I don’t think any of these guys are actually in their teens.

If you want to see the entire list of winners CLICK HERE.

Would you watch a “sort of an Entourage on ice” set in Alaska and starring Levi and his friends? Levi is showing up o pitch meetings around LA in a big RV and trying to sell himself as “one of the world’s most famous teenagers”.

Um…Miley Cyrus is a famous teenager, Justin Bieber is a famous teenager, Levi Johnston is just a gay wet dream who almost made it to the White House.You gotta love his guy for following in his wicked stepmother’s footsteps, and try to sell his own TV series that will show parts of his life including “business opportunities, strange offers, appearances and…lots and lots of women.” So we just get to watch him try and impregnate other girls? Bore Snore! He should travel the country in that RV fighting for gun rights or selling fur pelts.

Alaska? Really?

Okay Ragmager’s… they are here, well… a peek! Levi Johnston in Playgirl. Such a tease, this is the only photo they are releasing at this point. What are you thinking? Working for you.. does a wet hairy armpit do it for you?

Sarah Palin said on Oprah that she’s worried Levi’s becoming a porn star, we’re just worried that he’s not going to do anal… that was too much.

Playgirl. (Site: NSFW)

This Levi Johnston, Playgirl thing is getting so much buzz. Apparently, yesterday was day one of his full frontal photo shoot for the penis filled pages of Playgirl. His manager said of the shoot so far:

“The shoot was fantastic… wasn’t nervous in the slightest. We’re having a lot of fun with it.”

I want to have fun with it, lot of fun with it!

When his manager was asked how much of Levi will we see, he said:

“People are going to see more of Levi than thought, there was a hockey stick involved.”

Praise Jesus!

Today is the final day and will totes be keeping you posted in Levi’s pending penis posing for Playgirl. Sarah Palin must be so proud of her grandchild’s father.