Oh great… I literally just started getting into Lily Allen’s music within the last few months. I was always able to resist her Brit pop because I found her to be so annoying. Then she started hanging out with Kate Moss… so then I started to think Lily must be cooler than what I thought because Kate thought she was cool and Kate is cool, so…

Oh yeah, so like I was saying, Lily Allen has confirmed that she will be taking a break from her music career to follow her life long dream of opening up a rental clothing company with her sister. WTH? Sounds like someone stayed up all night partying and had an intoxicated epiphany…

Lily Allen has confirmed she’ll take “one or two years off from recording and performing music” from March 2010. It follows rumours of her quitting music to pursue a career in acting.

The singer said she would use the time off to start her own record label, set up a fashion shop with her sister and “spend some time in the home I’ve built for myself”.

Allen, who earlier this year became embroiled in public discussion surrounding illegal downloading, also spoke about why she had reduced her presence on the internet.

“I’ve stopped everything, I haven’t got a computer and I haven’t got a blackberry. I don’t do emails or anything now,” she added. “I’ve decided to stop being so hypocritical and consume things and pay for them. I buy music in vinyl and buy newspapers. I support the industry I’m in. I’m a neo-luddite, that’s how I describe myself.”

Whilst she takes a break from music she said she would set up a rental fashion store with her sister called Lucy In Disguise.

“It’s about making fashion democratic,” she said. “That’s the idea behind it. It’s about getting really nice clothes but letting people rent them for affordable prices so they can go out and feel like a million dollars and it won’t cost them a million dollars.”

Okay girl, just calm down… you’ve been up for three days straight. Go to bed and get back to making music and millions before your window is closed. Some other drunken British girl with super model friends and a sweet little voice is going to steal your spot.

A: Spare any change today sir? Lily Allen needs some help on a new BMW. Spare any change miss? Lily Allen’s just trying to get to LA.

Somebody buy Lily Allen’s album fast because the banks won’t lend her any money and she’s already sold her BMW!! The pop star is being up front and slightly too honest with how the recession has effected her life across the pond.

“I’ve been hit big time by the credit crunch. Actually, I just had to sell my car because I’m so broke.

“I bought a car last year and that was probably my biggest extravagance.

“I can’t even spend on credit cards. I’m waiting until I get the royalties from the album and all the radio plays but that takes about a year.

“The banks will usually front your money in that kind of situation but they are not lending at the moment so it’s a tricky time.”

Lily is so worried about her financial situation she is even looking into an alternative career as a baker.

She added: “I’m really enjoying my life but if it lasts, it lasts, and if it doesn’t I’ll find something else. There’s always a cake shop. I really like baking.”-FF

Life hasn’t been ideal but at least we’re better off than Lily Allen! I still have my two toned Toyota Gallerie Edition!

I never liked Lily Allen’s public antics so I wrote her off as another British girl being a drug addict (coke) for attention. Last night I was perusing iTunes and saw her album so I thought I’d take a little listen and now I love her. How did this happen? The sound on her second album,”It’s Not Me It’s You” is the light kind of electro-pop that few can do as well as Allen and her producers.

This doesn’t mean I’m going to stop posting her pancake boobs when they pop on online, almost every week, but you should also check out her real talents.

A: We thought going to the tattoo parlor with Lindsay Lohan was a good idea..and then Lily “Look At Me Look At Me” Allen showed the world via Twitter what a terrible tattoo she got. Li Lo STOP HER!

L: Looks a lot like Rihanna’s….wait it’s EXACTLY like Rihanna’s!

A: Us regular folk can do it but when celebrities copy each other it just reads desperate.

A: Oh tee hee, I’m Lily Allen and I’m so psycho I was like texting my godmother and accidentally texted Simon Cowell don’t you hate when you do that guys?

L: Oh I hate it when I accidentally dial Madonna instead of Mom, and it happens all the time!

A: I know!

“I was kind of seeing this guy and then it was over. So I texted my godmother in Jamaica and told her and as a joke I said, ‘Maybe my next conquest should be Simon Cowell.’

“You know when someone is in your mind and you accidentally text them? He replied, ‘Sorry?’”

A: The text after that probably said, “Who Is This? Please delete my number”.

L: Kate what’s wrong with you nose? Do you need a tissue?
A: Lily Allen performed to a crowd of fans and A listers last night in London, but after singing she dashed off with Kate Moss to the supermodel’s house in St John’s Wood for a SNORT while.

Once she got a breath of the invigorating air at Kate Moss’ house she went to the after party thrown in her honor by her label EMI. Mark Ronson was spinning the tunes but Lily didn’t care she was pouting and left after only 20 mins.

Now why on Earth would she come to the party only to leave 20 minutes later?

Hmmmm…..COKE HEAD! Look at the bright side at least we didn’t have to see her nipples.