‘True Beauty Comes From Within’… people with lips like that have to say crap like that.

Yikes! What has Lindsay Lohan injected in those little Irish lips of hers. They are so pumped full of Rejuviderm… they must be throbbing. Looks as though she has replaced shooting up intoxicants with injectable cosmetics. She’s looking a bit like Amanda Lepore… not saying that’s a bad thing… I’ve met Amanda, she’s a cool chick.

Oh, did you hear about poor little Lindsay Lohan and her failed attempt to get on the small screen? No movie will cast her and she can’t even book a reality show… except for ‘Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew’. She was rejected as a potential contestant of Donald Trump’s competition reality show, The Apprentice. The Trump’styer had this to say:

“They approached me, and we did talk about it. It’s just not the right time. Lindsay has to straighten herself out first. And I know Dina, she’s a really lovely woman. I don’t think she gets very much credit — she’s tried. I know Michael a little bit. It could happen in the future, but right now we need to see Lindsay get straightened out.”

The Lohan’s know Donald Trump? Must be some Jersey thing.

I’m not sure in Venice Beach, California is the appropriate setting for Lindsay Lohan to reside at after leaving her rehab at the Betty Ford clinic. Venice Beach, known for it’s popular beachfront lined with countless marijuana pharmacies, crack available on the corner, and homeless men looking like they have escaped from Disneyland’s ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ ride… Lohan should actually fit right in.

She’s a renter and will be paying $7,100 a month for the Venice Beach house with 3,100 square feet, 4, bedrooms 3.5 bathrooms… CLICK HERE for all the info on Lindsay’s new post-rehab rental.

Lucky little lush, Lindsay Lohan got a break from her posh court ordered rehab located deep in the desert, the Betty Ford clinic. It is part of the Ford philosophy of rehabilitation to let their patients do little outings to prepare themselves for the lure of illicit drugs… like crack.

At first she looks great, right? She is still wearing those oversized sunglasses that normally hide her dialated pupils. Her hair, for the first time in a very long time, doesn’t look all greasy and stringy. You thought she looked normal again… until you see the photo below.

Yikes! I think Lohan is using her lips as a drug mule. They seem to be packed full with something… either injectables or lots of tiny little rocks of meth. You decide.

Some paparazzi got paid for this photo! This is what Lindsay Lohan looks like while in rehab, this time at the posh Betty Ford Center. Poor girl, only thing she has left to be addicted to is her fleeting fame, and teeth staining coffee and cigarettes. Hold on to what you got girl. Good luck with those monkeys hanging out on your back.

More trouble for Lohan or PR hoax?Frightening photos that look pretty convincing hit the net with Lindsey holding a syringe and appearing to shoot up. The photographs come hours after Lohan was released from jail after serving only 14 hours behind bars and posting her $300,000 bail. Almost like God is trying to tell us something.

Looks like Lindsey to me! Notice how Lohan never puts the needle into her skin and these all seem a little staged and grainy? Almost like she wanted these Intervention-esque photos to get out.

‘What no one knows for certain is just how often Lindsay does drugs – or exactly which drugs she does.

‘Lindsay has made no secret of her drug addiction. People are used to seeing her off her head.’- A source said in the news today.

Lindsey (?) looks over her shoulder as a hand injects a syringe into her lower back.Gross! Who knows to shoot up in your lower back!? I thought it was all about in between your toesies.

No one can deny that this is Lindsey & Paris kissing, which makes us believe the pictures above are from the same night. Watch out Pear Pear, we all know where those LiLo lips have been, and I have a feeling LiLo’s Wild Ride, isn’t over.

Lindsay Lohan’s press loving father, Michael, knows all about jail. Being an ex-con you might say he is an expert on incarceration. He had a few choice words for the press in a recent interview regarding Lindsay’s failed drug tests. After he slams Lindsay’s managers, Michael throws out his own sentence of a year in jail…..

“She’s at a point now where she can’t do things on her own. She shouldn’t have been allowed to go to New York on her own. She needs six months to a year in rehab where she can detox, get clean and get counseling.”

“Shawn, Blair Berk, her business manager Lou Taylor…they’re like the three stooges. Nothing has gone right in Lindsay’s life since they’ve been in her life.

“Let me ask you something, what was Lindsay’s first reaction to the report that she failed her test? ‘It’s nuts?’ Who told her to Tweet about it and finally admit it? Someone who told her to say those things in order to try and decrease her jail time!”

Michael served time and he came out still being a totes douche… although some of his statements are shockingly right on the mark. What makes him think Lindsay will have any different results from a long stint in the slammer? You can watch the interview HERE.