Hard Candy Fitness isn’t the name of a jock strap filled gay porn. It’s the name of Madonna’s new gym which opened in Mexico City today. She’s testing the waters in Mexico before building her brand out globally.

She states the name is the perfect combination of “hard body” and “eye candy.” “It’s a sexy name that gives you the opportunity to have fun and to build strength as far as the imagination will allow,” the singer-actress said in a statement. -Popeater

You can sweat to the Madonna oldies in her new high tech fitness house for a price tag of $160 a month and $890 to start. Just think of how hot the guys will be there!

I want to work out with Madonna. Wait a minute….do I want to go to Meixco City now too?

I love that Miss Mogul is doing a fashion line and gyms. No one is stating the obvious which is… Madonna’s music isn’t selling as well so she’s branching out. It’s gay blasphemy to utter those words so I’ll write them instead.

Just goes to show ya’, no matter how famous you are you can never be TOO RICH!

Yikes. This guy looks totes crazy.

Madonna’s #1 crazy fan was arrested while staking out her NYC apartment like any respectable stalker. The scary part is that he had an ice pick in his car. We don’t want some tragic Selena incident happening here…

“I won’t stop until I actually meet Madonna,” retired FDNY firefighter Robert Linhart told cops after his arrest at Madge’s Central Park West pad. “I am going to go right back there and do it again.”

Linhart was charged with criminal mischief, graffiti and possession of a weapon – an ice pick he had in his car, cops said.

Linhart showed up at the Material Girl’s home Tuesday afternoon and displayed signs reading, “The Universe brought us together in 1992 and again this year in Prague. Meet me please.”

Freak show.

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It must make you feel old to be referred to as a ‘living legend’…

Living legend, Madonna, may have moved on to directing films but never released tracks from her previous albums are still leaking on the net. It’s like an album that keeps on giving. Keep in mind that they are still a bit raw as they never made it to an album to be overly produced. Good times…

Does Madonna know that smoking is cool? She is really taking this film director incarnation seriously. The ciggy is so pulling the look together… it also lends itself nicely to that whole British thing she has going on.

Check her out getting her smoke on while directing scenes for her latest movie project ‘W.E‘… some biopic flick about the love affair between King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson.

The store you charged y=up your parents credit cards with when you were younger, Macy’s has just released these sketches from Madonna’s Material Girl line. That is so Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen of her.

You can look like Madonna did 20 years ago when she was the Material Girl for $12-$40 bucks. Pretty cheap actually. Get your goods at Macy’s on August 3rd.

Designer Diane von Furstenberg, famed for her wrap dresses, pulls in a posh crowd when she has an event. This time it was for her boutique opening at Claridge’s in London last night. I guess my invitation must have got lost in the mail. International mail is so unpredictable. Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow united their star power and blasted the red carpet with flashing bukbs as they arrived nearly last at the event.

Yes, Posh was there too… whoring for some free DVF dresses. Is there ever a designer event she doesn’t show for?