Mariah Carey makes a boatload of Itunes cash from her hit “All I Want For Christmas Is You” (who doesn’t love that song?) every year and uses that money to celebrate in her over the top Carey fashion.

Mariah says she has a room decorated like the North Pole in her Aspen home (one of many) so this snow bunny never has to leave her dreamland. Not only that, but one of her drivers has to drive around the Christmas Car filled with holiday tunes and champagne to pick her up from the airport!

Poor guy.

Mariah what is your favorite thing to do during the winter season?

“I like to get out of the hot tub and roll in the snow. It’s a tradition for us to have Santa Claus-looking bikinis, jump in the hot tub, and roll in the fresh snow. Somebody told me that it was a tradition in Aspen, but maybe they were lying to me.”

Tee hee! Pillow Fight! Ah! Eek!

Mariah Carey’s boobies were trying to sneak out the side door at the 2008 World Music Awards in Monte Carlo. The diva songstress received the Special Achievement Award… not as in small bus.

Those things are our of control.

Those Youtube bitches want you to go to their website to

WATCH IT!!

We can hear our Butterfly talking to the director now…

“I want to look like sexy you know, and I love feathers on my body. Like if we can have feathers fall all over me and I’ll rub my thighs and the feathers will tickle me. Oh oh and can I be sad in my mirror…. I love to sing into the mirror!

Sadly, this was more entertaining than the Christina Aguilera video a few postings down.

Could Mariah Carey be two months pregnant? They’ve been celebrating their marriage and having so many damn honeymoons we’d hope she’d be pregnant by now with triplets!

That’s what our sources are saying from Canada:

Our source says, “Mariah is a couple months into it, and feeling happier than ever!!” The pop-diva was spotted last night at the Canadian Idol Season 6 Finale in Toronto alongside her hubby!! - Hot Or Not Gossip

If Mariah’s pregnant, we can already see Nick Canon with the hospital bag packed 4 months in advance. Dotting on her ever request, wearing an apron, and dreaming of the day he can become Mr. Mom!

We also hear that Mariah’s fighting a tell all book from her ex music producer, and that’s a lot of stress for a baby to take.

We couldn’t agree more, Mariah. It’s like Nick is mothering you all the time, yet he has a penis! It’s only been four months, but you can already hear a hint of disappointment in Mariah’s choice of words.

“When I was a kid there was an ice storm in the suburbs. We went to Manhattan to stay with a friend of my mom’s. There was nobody on the road. It was this moment that could’ve been scary for a kid, but she made it festive,” she says.

“That’s what Nick is like. He takes the hard part of a situation and makes it celebratory.”

You hear that? Nick makes walking down scary streets festive. These are the building blocks of marriage people!

We always say you should marry your best friend, but no one ever says your husband should resemble your mother.

OMG we ALL saw this one coming.

No one can keep Mariah Carey happy except Mariah. Not Tiffany, Louis Vuitton, or Chanel, but Nick Cannon keeps buying things and Mariah keeps smiling and throwing them aside. He already got a huge tattoo that says Mariah what more does she want!!??

“Nick’s sensitive about being perceived as a kept man, so he’s going out of his way to indulge Mariah with lavish gifts and expensive dinners.

“And the bottom line is that he just doesn’t have the kind of money she has. It’s starting to stress him out.”

Well…if the honeymoon ends then they’ll have to acknowledge that they’re married.

“Nick is basically around to attend to her diva-ish ways. When they were in Hawaii where Mariah was filming the video for ‘I’ll Be Lovin’ U’, Nick dashed off to buy her gifts at Tiffany and Co. and Louis Vuitton to keep her happy.

This sounds a lot like the romances we had in high school with our “girlfriends”.

Judging from those nipples, it’s cold out there baby why don’t you get in the car?

Good girl. That’s ok we don’t kiss on the mouth either.