Hunter Parrish Talks Beauty Products

I haven’t watched Weeds for a few seasons… the story started to get weak. Stop lying to yourself, you know it did. What is not getting weak is blue eyed and blonde haired, Hunter Parrish who plays the oldest of the two brothers.


Here he is chatting up some of his favorite beauty products and sorta shedding his shirt. That is so metrosexual of him.

Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen’s New Funky Colored Hair

A couple of the smallest living child stars around now that Gary Coleman has left us, Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen are photographed here getting around NYC escorted by their body guard and Marlboro Lights close in hand.

What’s the deal with the spray paint colored hair girls? I suspect it is some sort of reaction from a lack of caloric intake.

Is Mary-Kate Olsen Fat?”

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Did Hell freeze over or did Mary-Kate Olsen stop snorting strawberry flavored cocaine at posh nightclubs across the World. Who knew she had a chin… a chin! Here she is rolling up at the Tribute to Tim Burton, in NYC last night. Is it just me or is Mary-Kate a little on the swollen side? Did she have a grain of salt? A drop of water with no water pill?

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We’ll let it slide this once Mary-Kate, only because you have always been such a fabulous and gorgeous fashion skeleton for years now. No more eating. Put down that grape fattie!

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Slum at Your Local JC Penny

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As if the two pez heads twins, Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen, don’t have enough money they are now pushing their wears at your local JC Penny. That place is a crap fest… no? Last I remember, it was like a crappier Sears. I thought these mini money mongers were fashionistas?

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are expanding their fashion reach. The sisters, entertainers and marketers almost since their infancy who last week became members of the Council of Fashion Designers of America, have signed a deal with J.C. Penney Co. Inc. to launch Olsenboye, a junior brand that will be exclusive to the chain.

The collection will have a major rollout, set for 600 Penney’s stores in February. But the company aims to generate curiosity among teens well before the launch with what amounts to a new marketing approach for the retailer built around previews, limited offerings and digital, guerrilla and viral marketing tactics.

The effort kicks off Monday with an Olsenboye truck cruising around New York selling merchandise and giving out cupcakes, balloons and pins, and empty racks in 50 high-profile stores will be covered in Olsenboye shrouds. Beginning Nov. 6, Olsenboye will be available on jcp.com and in those 50 stores, including the Manhattan flagship, for a limited time.

There also will be a teaser video for the preview collection on olsenboye.com featuring teen characters. For the full launch in the spring, there will be broadcast spots, magazine print ads and direct-mail pieces. There also will be an interactive digital campaign on jcp.com, Penney’s teen Facebook page and Twitter.

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Is this hot… I guess it’s cute. Will our little girl want to wear this pedestrian street wear?

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Adam Carolla Reaches 1 Million Downloads & Other Rag-Tastic Links

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ADAM CAROLLA’S #1 WITH OVER 1 MILLION DOWNLOADS – Listen Here

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NEW FETISH – Nip / Tuck Introduces Us To Sex With Objects. Which Is Why We Watch

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QUIZ – Which Mega Teen Idol Dates This Homely Girl? SITE NSFW

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“At times I was incapable of getting enough oxygen to get my lines out on stage, and sometimes I’d forget where I was in the play. This misconception that I was out partying was wrong. My problem was that as soon as I woke up, I wanted to figure out a way to get back into bed.” — Jeremy Piven.

CRY BABY – Jeremy Piven Straight Up cried Twice Today During His Hearing For “Mercury Poisoning”.

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NUDE NEWS – Today We Have Bud Bundy Naked. That’s not even the humiliating part, he has a TRAMP STAMP!

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THERE ARE GAY PRESIDENTS – Taiwan’s President In Gay Sex Scandal

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Mary Kate & Ashley: Picture Perfect Pin Ups

We love, we love, we love our calender twins.

We see side boob!

These are not Halloween costumes…these are pin up girls you an hang by your desk and profess proudly it’s the twins!

Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen took all their expensive furs off to become models for Timothy White’s new book Hollywood Pin-Ups. The book is filled with a bunch of Hollywood actresses, but we only anted to see these two.

Saved money on that book! Thanks Celebridiot

The Olsen Twins Monotone Snooze Fest On Oprah


They didn’t talk about their private security, their drug habits, or the famous men they sleep with. We’re sure their “people” came with a long list on no no’s for the Oprah staff.

We doubt this is what these girl’s are really like behind closed doors. During the unbearable hour ( where we read our book and watched at the same time) it felt like they were interview for a job and not getting it!

Biggest let down of our week, and we weren’t the only ones who thought so.

We had more fun watching them dig for money to put in their piggy bank on Full House.

Interview: Karl Lagerfeld & The Olsen Twins

Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen’s new book Influence is getting rave reviews from NY Mag for the revealing interviews with some of fashions biggest names! In the book Mary Kate & Ashley interview their fashion icons and in turn open up a little themselves.

A coffee table must for any fashionista!

Here’s a little peek at their conversation with Karl Lagerfeld.

He gives the girls family-planning advice!

KL: I like more classic [shapes] now. Best thing to do for skinny people to wear tight dresses. Although jeans are becoming too tight.
AO: Ah! Yes, it’s becoming a problem. It’s the worst.
KL: You can kill yourself in these jeans.
MKO: Ha, I’d rather stay inside with my friends than limp out in tight trousers.
KL: Maybe you’ll stay inside with a baby. Do you want to get married? Children? Two perfect mums, yes?
[Mary-Kate and Ashley look at each other]
KL: Ah! Don’t worry, you have time. You’re young. Don’t you want to get married?
MKO: I don’t feel the need to get married. But Ashley wants children. I’ll be a great aunt or godmother.
AO: To my child.
KL: [To Ashley] Are you planning?
AO: No. I don’t even have a boyfriend. You have to plan that first, right? Figure that out first?
KL: If you get a boyfriend it doesn’t mean that! Today you can have a baby first. If you want. I never liked the idea of a family at all. If it’s a woman — it’s more fun for a woman.

See the girls do wish and want for things! How revealing! We can all sleep easy knowing the twins wish they were as tall as we are. HA!

Read more at NY Mag