Round faced but still super sexy Matt Damon doesn’t want to do any more Jason Bourne movies any time soon. He won’t even consider doing it unless he gets to work with his favorite director, Paul Greengrass. What a diva. How lazy. Listen Mr. Matt, go run around Europe, play make believe spy, and wear well fitted pants pulling at your thick thighs. That’s what you do and that’s why you get paid millions. Get to it. I’ve committed to watching all three films in the Bourne franchise films… you can film one more.

Damon told Empire:

“I’m certainly not going to do it without him. Paul said he won’t do it now… but if we could crack it, find out where the character could go, we’d do it right away. But it has to be something we’d be excited about. I think that would be the danger of doing ten. I think doing four is acceptable.”

Translation: Paul wants more cash from Universal and total creative control. Universal won’t give it to him. Paul called Matt and said don’t do the films without me. Matt said totes. Matt tells press he won’t do Bourne films without Paul. Universal acquieces.

A: He’s a shadow of the man we fell in love with during the Bourne trilogy but we’ll take it.

L: Baby, whatever your name is, move so we can see his nipples.

A: I don’t know something about him holding newborn baby girl, Gia, makes him even hotter

L: Didn’t he just finish a movie with Joel McHale called The Informant?

A: Shhh drooling.

Maybe if we saw a picture of him in his youth, but Matt Damon with 30 extra pounds and bright orange shorts looks more like a serial rapist than a heartthrob. Or that weird guy in the men’s restroom that won’t leave the urinal but isn’t peeing either.

Now that he’s done with his movie The Informant, how does he plan on returning to the Sexiest Man Alive?

�If you put it on, it’s easier to get it back off,� he says.

�I’m just boxing. I figure if you get hit enough times, it will fall off.�

Ugly always equals an Oscar in Hollywood.

Matt Damon has put on 20lbs for his latest role as an FBI informant in, aptly, “The Informant.”. Which will also have a guest appearance by Joel McHale from Talk Soup!

There’s a baby boom going on in Hollywood right now, which means everyone was getting it on during Christmas. First it’s Kimora Lee Simmons, and now the National Enquirer is saying Matt Damon’s wife…..is pregnant AGAIN.

�Luciana is about three months along, and she�s doing great – and Matt couldn�t be happier,� a source close to the 36 year-old actor told The Enquirer.

�They don�t yet know if the baby is a boy or a girl, and they�re still deciding whether to find out the sex beforehand.

�Their main priority is to have a healthy baby – but I�m sure in the backs of their minds they�re hoping for a boy.�

But then again, who believes the National Enquirer right?