Brian Austin Green’s New Hunky Role Requires 400 Push Ups

Doesn’t Brian Austin Green look like a gorgeous grease monkey in Details this month? I mean… he’s getting a little crazy with the tats but it’s working on Hollywood because his phone started ringing with offers from Marc Cherry. Brian’s going to be playing a hammer wielding contractor dripping in sweat and temptation for our Desperate Housewives. 400 push ups on set = coverage by LA Rag Mag!

Details: You’re on the new season of Desperate Housewives. How did you land that?
Brian Austin Green: I was in Hawaii on my honeymoon, and I got a call from my manager saying, “Marc Cherry wants to sit down with you. He’d like to have you read. Just a couple scenes.” I said, “Of course.” I’m not against auditioning. I audition for everything. The best parts you have to audition for. The ones that I’m offered are the ones like Megalodon 2: This Time It’s Personal.

Details: You play a buff contractor.
Brian Austin Green: Sweaty guy with a hammer. A lot of tank tops. I’ve got to say it’s a whole new world for me. I’ve never played a hunky guy. There was one day when I had to take my shirt off. I must have done 400 push-ups. I feel like I understand the pressure that women go through. I feel, like, all-woman at times.

Details: What was it like to be famous in the nineties?
Brian Austin Green: Car shows. Mall appearances. And Grad Nite at Disneyland. Times were simple then. But now—just today we had a guy in the grocery store with his camera phone videotaping us walking down the aisles. And there’s nothing I can do about it, other than take the guy’s phone and drive off with it. Then there’d be a video with a headline: STEALING CAMERAS? WHAT’S BECOME OF BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN? THE MARRIAGE MUST NOT BE GOING WELL. AND HE’S NOT WORKING MUCH LATELY.

I might just have to tune in for this!

Megan Fox Side Boobage at Premiere

Megan Fox is all lip gloss, hair color, and side boobage for her ‘Jonah Hex‘ premiere here in Hollywood. Does popcorn get stuck in her boobs during the movie… I would hate to lose a yummy Milk Dud down there.

Wow, Fox is getting really thin. That dress must be taped to her chest. Loving the shoes. All in all looking pretty damn good… even her freaky mutated thumb thing.

Who’s A Better Fake Lesbian? Megan Fox Or A Mannequin?

After her recent turn on the Transformers 3 chopping block, Megan Fox is working some hard bangs and competing with even mannequins in Hollywood for her spread in Interview Magazine. It’s a tough call here, the Mannequin seems to be too into it, and Megan seems to be too into whatever she’s looking at.

I’m loving the bangs, and that she’s into really really into silent white chicks.

Shot by fashion photog Craig McDean can you tell the real Megan from the mannequin?

I’ll give you a clue….she’s the one who has the scary gross thumb.

THERE SHE IS!

Megan Fox Sexy for Elle Quebec

Who knew those French Canadians had their very own Elle? We LOVE Canada… especially Ottawa. Here is a random photo of Jennifer’s Body fame, Megan Fox from the foreign pages of Elle Quebec. Notice how her frightening monster thumb is conveniently hidden behind more desirable flesh. Coincidence or purposeful? I’m guessing the latter.

Megan Fox Sans Make Up

Wow, is this the worst Megan Fox can look? She looks better than most girls on their best days. Let’s just pretend this is editorial for some pretentious fashion rag. Megan, your sullen and fresh face is totes working… the freaky thumb thing not so much. No one is perfect.


This look and trip to the drug store screams hangover.

Josh Brolin: Sex Scene With Megan Fox Was ‘Nerve-Racking’ (It’s Her Thumb)

EEEK! Josh Brolin (looking like Ryan Reynolds) has been famous and hot since he played the older brother in Goonies. Oh yeah lift those weights! Goonies never die!

But get ready for his first sex scene ever with a girl young enough to be his daughter, the Fox! We waited this long.

NY Mag: Now in Jonah Hex, you have your first ever nude sex scene, with Megan Fox.

JB: Was I nude in “Jonah Hex”? I guess it was my first nude sex scene. Megan was very nervous. I was nervous. The sex scene is pretty risque and nerve-racking. It’s hard to act when you’re naked.

When Josh and I did OUR nude scene together, I can tell you he was very very comfortable. …and then I woke up.

Megan Fox for W Magazine

Megan Fox wrapped in houndstooth and sex appeal for the cover of W Magazine’s March issue. Hey ladies, if you are looking to be friends with the foxy Fox… she’s not interested. Here is what she had to say about you female industry types:

“I especially don’t trust girls in this industry, because it’s incredibly competitive, and I’m just not interested.”


Meeeooow… Break out the thumbs!

Megan Fox In Armani Underwear


It is what it is. Freaky thumb having, Megan Fox is in her Armaini underoos making a buck or two off her banging body. Watch and enjoy… the music is nice…