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Messy Mischa Barton is letting the fact that her career is in the toilet and all of Hollywood thinking that she is a crazy washed up mess get in the way of her good time. Here is the heavy hipped Mischa getting her weed smoking on while aboard a yacht in St. Tropez.
Seems like as good as place as any to smoke some pot…. Puff, puff, pass…
Don’t worry! She’s not crouching down to go pee… she’s trying to get a closer look at her key hole.
I guess the complications of opening a car door with a key while holding a plastic housed mimosa is just all too much for the sloppier by the day Mischa Barton. What are we to do with this fallen starlet?
We love girls like Mischa Barton… otherwise there would be no one at the clubs here in Hollywood on Sunday nights. Thanks for that Miss Barton. Sobriety is over rated. Here is the latest tacky tale of drunken debauchery by the one time famous Barton. It takes place at the relatively exclusive Bar Marmont at the pricey Chateau Marmont on Sunset Blvd here in West Hollywood.
Mischa Barton had a rough night over the weekend in Hollywood. A spy reports that the “O.C.” actress, who alternates between being on and off the wagon, rolled into Bar Marmont on Saturday alone and looking “totally out of it.”
Says our witness, “A few minutes after she comes in, she runs outside and vomits everywhere. And then she went back inside and hung out for the rest of the night.”
I love that she stayed at the club… keep it real Mischa.
Eww if Mischa looks like a young Sally Jessy once we’ve put Frumpty Dumpty back together again she’s screwed!
The actress spent the night with some friends at the H.Wood club in Hollywood Saturday night, followed by a trip to the Knights Inn motel in nearby Silver Lake.
But then the bitch pulled it together to turn up at the Santa Monica Pier in Santa Monica, California on Sunday afternoon.
She fought that hangover with some McDonald’s cheeseburgers and put on a sparkle headband all for the annual Make-A-Wish Foundation Fun Day.
Is your life in ruins if you look this good? I think not!
Goooood Moooooorning Barton Meltdown!
On this week’s episode of Extreme Makeover Antidepressant Edition Micha Barton’s prescriptions turn into a 50s throwback. While we work on repairing her career, and paint every room yellow, Micha gets to go to Disneyland!
Ok not really, but it’s a known fact in my circle of friends that if you get on the antidepressant band wagon you’re going to drastically change your image to match the new you! Britney Spears shaved her head but Micha went for more of a “milk maid Heidi” look. Barton’s bound to become someone’s fashion muse if she goes vintage right?
Desperate to find change in her life, Micha bought a $15,000 classic convertible Cadillac, but her drive off into a new life was cut short when the car (much like the star’s career) ran out of gas. OH THE IRONY!!
Should we give her some gas on leave her on the side of the road?
It’s gone from bottom of the barrel to broken through the bottom of the barrel and is going to be living with the Mole People in the NY subways. Mischa Barton is a disaster. She is now three months, $21,000 behind on her rent at her Tribeca, NYC neighborhood pad. Pull it together girl. There is now way you can’t pull that cash together. Not paying your bills is so last year. Those seven lines you just shot for CSI or whatever that show was where you played a hooker should have got you some cash. Pay your bills. It’s embarrassing.
I can’t look.
It’s all too tragic. She DID NOT just get back from the psychiatrist, that’s all I’m saying.
Mischa Barfton’s getting so bad she’s almost up there on the nightmare scale with Haiti, except no one, not even Aston or Demi, are sending Mischa help, prayers, or offers.
There is good news in the form of a new leopard coat from the giving people at the BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY! (I kid you not!) Judging from her outfit I’m wondering if Micha doesn’t work freezing NYC corners. Don’t believe me that she’s gone from the cancelled Beautiful Life to the Queen of Hookerville?
Did this bitch just step out of The Never Ending Story or the Blue Lagoon? She was suppose to beg getting sober, but somehow that bikini makes her look like she’s tripping on mushrooms and seeing merpeople in the water.
