Poor crazy little rich girl and one time actress Mischa Barton has become more famous for her mental instability and horrific fashion sense this last year after she was forcibly held at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center here in LA for two weeks on a 5150 (involuntary psychiatric care) ‘hold’.

Mischa must think that we are as crazy as she is to believe her excuses in Tatler Magazine for her DUI and possession of marijuana charges back in 2007. She expects us to believe that the scandal was a misunderstanding over a tooth infection that spiralled out of control. Bonkers Barton has been telling the media that she was put in the involuntary psychiatric care after arguing with nursing staff that apparently trying to inject her with painkillers to treat an infection. Who would get upset about receiving injections of pain killers? Crazy people, that’s who.

‘I had this terrible surgery to remove my wisdom teeth and it drove me mad.

‘I had infections and I couldn’t eat anything except Slush Puppies for three months and I can’t tell you how awful it was…

‘Anyway, I’d had enough and I went to the hospital.

‘I was in a lot of pain and if they feel you are depressed or a danger to yourself they can hold you on a 5150.

‘I am terrified of needles and they wanted to pump me full of drugs and I said, “No, absolutely not. I don’t want to be here,” and got into a fight with the nurses, and that led to my 5150.’

Mischa says she has struggled to shake off her undeserved wild-child image.

‘Part of me wishes those things had never happened in the public eye. I wish I could have been perfect.

‘For ages after that 5150 I’d walk down the street and people would give me the crazy eye: “There’s Mischa Barton, she’s insane, isn’t she?”

Hmmm…. she sounds crazy to me.