Wanna see what Sofia’s boytoy looks like?

Sofia Varga is having a hell of a week. First, her show Modern Family won a bunch of Emmys including Best Comedy, and then her 35 year old boyfriend gets in a CAR CRASH. This is Nick Loeb looking handsome even after gaging from some disgusting hospital food.

He suffered a broken leg and a severe gash across his chest from a car crash in Bel Air, California.

Glad he’s safe but what a week for poor Sofia. The way things are going she’s going to need another vacation in Italy.

SIDENOTE: How moving was Eric Stonestreet’s (gay Cameron) acceptance speech for the Emmy win? To all the little actors and actresses out there and the people who tell them they can’t.

“All I wanted to be, when I was growing up, was a clown in the circus,” a visibly overwhelmed Stonestreet said. “A lot of people say, ‘Don’t pursue acting for a living; it’s too difficult.’ It is difficult. . . . But this is amazing.”

Don’t you just love Modern Family on ABC? The writing makes the jokes ring so true it’s hard not to make everyone we know sit down and watch it. We’re one of those couples that run around saying they must have hidden secret pin cameras in our home and based Cam & Mitchel off of us. We’re so alike…. it induces wincing and pointing from our friends who say, “That’s YOU! That’s you guys!”.

So we hate to be spoilers for season 2 buuuuuutttt……..

1. Nathan Lane (Gay Mafia Gay) has been cast as Pepper, the ultraflamboyant (Cam’s not such a screaming mo) friend of Cam and Mitchell on the show.

2. Young Manny will have an “existential crisis” this season when he turns 12 and realizes he’s in the last year of his childhood.

3. On a very special Halloween episode, Mitchell dresses up as Spider-Man, and be the only one in his entire office.

4. Phil will “shame dance” at daughter Hailey’s next party. He must no know the new craze with kids these days called the “Dick Dance”. I swear! I’ve seen it! It’s horrifying and entertaining.

5. An Earthquake will rock the family, and we get to see Phil in crisis mode.

So it’s Thursday and you’re sitting at your desk waiting for it to be Friday. Pass the time with Julie Bowen and her tight body on Kimmel. Julie is so hot Jimmy when she sits down Jimmy Jam starts to flirt with her. Who wouldn’t she runs like a maniac for that body. Did you see last nights show? We LOVE her show Modern Family and count down the minutes until we bienge eat powdered donuts and watch it every Wednesday at 9PM.

Part one where Julie discusses…her hate for the iPhone and her stoner neighbor.

Part Two

If you really want to wake up and have it be Friday, watch the entire season from your desk via Hulu.