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Mtv ‘Teen Mom’ Arrested for Felony Domestic Violence

November 18, 2010 by

Today on white trash TV… Mtv’s ‘Teen Mom‘, Amber Portwood has been busted for felony domestic violence. Remember how crazy mean she was on the show, trowing her new boyfriend in her ex’s face and then punching on him. Now that crazy pregnant girl is looking at one misdemeanor and 2 felony counts for domestic violence against her ex-boyfriend/ex-fiancee Gary Shirley which could land her in jail for several years. Mtv can do a show called ‘Jailed Teen Mom’. I would totes watch.

Indiana officials confirm … the 20-year-old faces two felony counts and one misdemeanor for allegedly attacking 24-year-old Gary Shirley three separate times from August 2009 to July 2010.

Officials have acknowledged that the criminal investigation was launched after the MTV show aired — which included footage of Amber smacking Shirley several times.

Cops say Amber not only slapped Shirley in front of the kid — but she also punched him several times in the face and upper-body.

If convicted on all counts, Portwood faces three years behind bars and fines up to $10,000.

Yikes!

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J-Woww & Heidi Montag Show Off New Gigantic Boobs

September 15, 2010 by

These girls are putting that Mtv money to good use. Two of reality TV’s most vile creations, Heidi Montag & Jersey Shores’s, J-Woww both have both recently had their breast pumped full of implants to create the monster boobs of which they have yet to seem to be able to manage.

Here are J-Woww’s new juggernauts. Woah!

… and since we are on the topic Kim Kardashian would like to insert herself here. This photo was taken while she got in some shopping time here in LA yesterday.

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Justin Bieber’s Mtv VMA Performance

September 13, 2010 by

After a slightly awkward introduction by Kim Kardashian at last night’s Mtv VMA’s, Justin Bieiber made his biggest mainstream debut with enough pomp and circumstance to rival a Cher farewell concert. Speaking of Cher… I die! I was loving her body last night. She’s like 300 years old or something and looks amazing.

It’s Bieber Fever. You just sort of can’t help yourself from not totes hating it. Then you find yourself feeling guilty for finding yourself so easily entertained by a dancing baby.

Filed Under: Justin Bieber, MTV

Jersey Shore’s Pauly D. Fresh Out Of Shower With No Hair Gel”

September 9, 2010 by

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Mtv’s Jersey Shore gel addict, Pauly D shyly reveals his hair without the pints of products he pours on his scalp each day.

I think he looks much better… still like a douche, but a better looking douche. These creatures that dwell in that place they call The Jersey Shore are truly tacky… I imagine that their flesh is either really sticky or really greasy. I can’t decide which.

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Mtv’s Jersey Shore’s Snooki Engaged?

August 30, 2010 by

The hair spray scented queen of the Jersey Shore and greasy guidettes everywhere, Snooki might just be off the meat market. Looks as though her press hungry ex Iraq vet, Jeff Miranda, has asked for her skeezy little bloated beer soaked hand in marriage.

Look at this guy selling out his proposal to Steppin’ Out Magazine in a oil slathered photo shoot and a cover page asking, “Will You Marry Me?”… I think what he means to be asking is, “Will You Make Me Famous?”

You know this guy totes uses Axe body spray!

Filed Under: Kellan Lutz, MTV

Forbes Top Hip-Hop Earners

August 17, 2010 by

Even though they all rap about how much cash they have it seems only one understands the concept of… “Mo’ Money”. Looks like Jay-Z is making some money off of running Beyonce’s career. $63 million to be exact. Forbes checked their credit and here is what they came up with…

No. 1: Jay-Z, $63 million
No. 2: P Diddy, $30 million
No. 3: Akon, $21 million
No. 4: Lil Wayne, $20 million
No. 5: Dr. Dre, $17 million
No. 6: Ludacris, $16 million
No. 7: Snoop Dogg, $15 million
No. 8: Timbaland, $14 million
No. 9: Pharrell Williams, $13 million
No. 10: Kanye West, $12 million

Look who is coming up the rear!

Filed Under: Beyonce, MTV

The Jersey Shore Guys Cover for Village Voice

June 23, 2010 by

What is going on here? Mtv’s Jersey Shore boys, The Situation, Ronnie, and Vinny have some how managed to end up on the cover of Village Voice’s annual ‘Queer Issue’. It’s rumored that the boys just showed up to the photo shoot with no knowledge of what exactly they were posing for… they just got straight to whoring.What ever the case may be, I am guessing this will help sell some print issues in an online world. The issue features an expose on the down low Guido guys cruising the Jersey Shore.

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Snooki & J’Woww Get Wasted in Miami

April 23, 2010 by

What can you really say about these two Mtv creations, Snooki and J’Woww of their famed reality show The Jersey Shore? They are just a couple of sophisticated ladies. Every mothers dream come true.

Mom, I’d like to introduce you to my fiance, Snooki. She’s from New Jersey.

These two are totes wife material.

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