Naomi Campbell Chats Cocaine Addiction

While taking a break from throwing phones at her help, stunning supermodel Naomi Campbell took a moment to sit down with British GQ and discuss perhaps what has her throwing objects at passersbys. The normally guarded and unemotional Naomi really lets it all out in this interview. The March 2011 issue of British GQ goes on sale February 3rd.

“It rips you world apart. I never thought I was an alcoholic but it goes hand in hand with the drugs. Emotionally I was just gone. I was emotionally unattached to myself.

“You just want to numb your pain. And I’ve got tons of stuff. Same as everybody else. I didn’t like the way I was. Drink and drugs are an allergy for me, and they don’t make me a better person.”.

“I was a party girl. I started quite late, 24. I was having fun. It wasn’t that I couldn’t get out of bed in the morning without it. It wasn’t a coping mechanism. It was a party thing and I didn’t realize how powerful it was, in a very wrong way. The fun comes with consequences, you are killing yourself … I was an active addict. But I could still function.”

Well, at least she looked hot during all that addiction.

Natalie Portman Naked for Miss Dior

Almost thirty, just recently engaged, newly pregnant, and now having her first cosmetics endorsement deal with Christian Dior, Natalie Portman is a busy woman. She is the new face of Miss Dior Cherie giving some serious back.

Marilyn Manson With Massive Mullet & No Makeup

I could hardly figure this one out. Makeup loving Marilyn Manson in any incarnation is truly horrifying. Here he is channeling the ‘Kenny Powers’ character from HBO’s “Eastbound & Down“.

‘Kenny Powers’ is a washed-up former baseball star who’s trademark his mullet and bad attitude. I think Marilyn has the look down! Apparently, MM is a huge fan of the show and is totes obsessed.

Naomi Campbell Gifted 15th Century Italian Palazzo from Boyfriend

This supermodel knows how to get hooked up. First she gets beautiful blood diamonds the size of Kidney stones that I have passed and now she gets this. What am I doing wrong? Beauty must have blinded this man to the phone throwing and assistant beating witch that Naomi really is. She is really, really, really hot though.

Look what Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend, Vladislav Voronin, is buying for her… a 15th century palazzo on the Grand Canal! I can’t even get Alex to take me to Las Vegas’ Palazzo

Love Triangle? Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka, & Mickey Mouse

Is it just me or is Mickey Mouse looking especially gay in this photo… Soon to be the poster child for gay parents, Neil Patrick Harris and partner, David Burtka hit up Disneyland here in California seemingly celebrating the news of their twins pending arrival. Good times!

Neil Patrick Harris Expecting Twinsies This Fall

Claps for NPH for becoming the poster boy for Gay Dads everywhere, overnight!

“So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall. We’re super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy…” -NPH on Twitter.

First comes love, then in the gay world comes adoption because marriage isn’t legal. Thanks California. So Neil Patrick Harris and his boyfriend of six years, David Burtka, are making the ‘unbreakable vow’ as they would say in Harry Potter… in the form of two twinsies via a surrogate. Something you can never undo, even when those go-go boys and bars call you in your 40′s.

You know what this means for NPH…. People Cover! Come on now … whose baby can sell the most copies? Pinch those cheeks! Can Neil’s gaybies beat Brangelina’s brood who currently hold the record? I was just thinking… Hollywood is going to get really crowded with all of this double trouble celebrity spawn sucking up all the jobs for us regular folk. My kid won’t have a chance.

The E News story said nothing about parental rights so I’m assuming they’ll split full cutody when the babies arrive in October.

Congrats boys… you’re such better gays than us. You’re Dads!

Neil Patrick Harris Uses Gay Magic For Double Rainbow

Neil Patrick Harris’ gayness is so powerful that it evoked a double rainbow from the blue skies above. Impressed so much by his gay powers that he Tweeted his conquest for all to admire. If only my queer gifts could command nature…all I got was the power to make a dress out of a bed sheet.

Whoa man DOUBLE RAINBOW! What does it mean?

It means they’re not that rare. Apparently others posses this magic and you can become famous via Twitter for it. Just ask Paul Vasquez, also known as “Hungry Bear,” who video taped his mind melt over a double rainbow and posted it on Youtube.

Why are we just talking about it now? Two words: Jimmy Kimmel. The ABC late-night host tweeted a link to the double rainbow video to his 90,000 followers over the July Fourth weekend. Within a week CBS News and other outlets were interviewing Hungry Bear. The original double rainbow YouTube clip has now racked up more than 4.8 million views.
The sheer speed of this meme is pretty impressive, especially since there is already a double rainbow song available on iTunes. The “DOUBLE RAINBOW SONG!!”

I heart the Double Rainbow Song I’m so working it into my playlist.

Want more? Paul’s a guest on Kimmel tonight and painting Hollywood all sorts of colors. Whoa man! Double Booking!

Kelly Osbourne to Mel Gibson: Blow Me

Kelly Osbourne always has had a way with words and apparently she can spell some of them too. Kelly was spotted in Beverly Hills earlier this week wearing a back and white t-shirt:

“You should just smile and BLOW ME”.

I creeps me out when girls say ‘blow me’. ‘Eat me’ seems much more appropriate and lady like.